The Slammer

A desperate attempt for someone to slam ones laptop down trying to hide the fact that they are watching porn when ones mother comes into the room

Brian tried to use The Slammer on his laptop as his mum had just walking into the room and saw that he was on RedTube

by xXTrump69Xx June 28, 2016

The grand slammer

The grand slammer is when you do a line of coke off a girls belly, kiss the girl, take a bong rip, take two syringes full of tequila then make out with a second girl and she slips a ecstasy pill from her mouth to yours. Then you die.

Yo man! Nick just did the grand slammer, his buddies had to take him to the hospital.

by Mickey dog November 20, 2014

lammered

Originally derived from the two words: "leathered" and "hammered".

Severe intoxication or getting drunk; a very messy state of mind to be in.

That guy is absolutely lammered

by Homer September 1, 2003

Alabama Slammer

1. An prison in Alabama

2. When a person from Alabama slams on your cock

The Alabama Slammer was a neat trick she decides to use

by TitanicGlynn@Fuck you April 22, 2018

slammerkin

Loose dress or Loosewoman

Edith is the kind of slammerkin the men knew to avoid.

by Wordsmith February 21, 2005

slammer

gun (east coast slang)

niggaz got brazy slammers

by jimmyjump55555 November 14, 2006

salami slammer

yet another definition used to say that a man is gay. literally saying that he slams another man's salami.

Bob - "Shit man, what's up with John lately?"
Frank - "Oh he's just upset that he realised he's a salami slammer"
Bob - "LMAO"
Frank - "hahaha, Burn on that retard!!"

by white_boy_who_likes_rap December 1, 2006