lip skip

Women’s version of a cock block.

I was about to have sex with this guy from the bar but my bitch ass friend lip skipped me and told him I had a boyfriend.

by katracks May 14, 2018

Suicide skip

A kangaroo in Australia when it's on the highway and stops and looks at your headlights

"oi watch it it's a fucking suicide skip fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" skkkkkkkkkkkkrt

by Thetrueblueozzie September 3, 2019

National Skip School Day All Year

Skip school day is tomorrow and and

this applies throughout the whole year.
So listen to this post and fill this task andyou will beacome a legend.

Skip school all year if you arent a loser
Beacuse its "National Skip School Day All Year"

by Skip school all year bitches November 11, 2019

Time Skip sadness

The sadness you feel after a tv show or movie takes a time skip.

You feel sad because you don’t get to witness the years skipped.

Friend: Did you watch the movie?
You: Yea, I feel the time skip sadness. I wanted to know what happened in between.
Friend: I feel you.

by PseudonymUrbanDictionary November 30, 2020

national skip math day

on february 9th, we all skip math. horray

did you hear? it’s national skip math day! yay!

by muffingiraffe14 February 8, 2021

dirty skip

When you get your girl to skip her birth control by switching the pills with sleeping meds and Alaskan pipeline her ass

I dirty skipped your mom last night

by Bogger picker extreme June 22, 2021

National Skip Sports’ Practice Day

On April 8th you can skip your schools’ sports practice because god said so

Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?

Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?

by Joe Biden’s daughter April 8, 2022