simaran

Simaran is a nice,kind caring person, but she smells like absolute shit.She always has a dog and she says that she will let you see it but she never does.She is really mean to some people, she is a big bitch but she is a loyal friend she will never tell your secret. You dont want to know a simaran.

Simaran, can I see your dog? Yes.(she didnt let me she lied)

by Emmywantsali1234 September 22, 2020

the goofy samurai

The goofy samurai, who was really the son of a farmer, in 'Seven Samurai'. In 'Hidden Fortress' he was a serious samurai. He was a terrific actor.

My favorite actor in Akira Kurosawa films is the goofy samurai.

by Danny Peterson January 9, 2004

salty samurai

The leader of the Holy Samurai clan, destined to destroy the evil tyrant weebls, who hath forsaken the Samurai clan.

Holy shit! Salty samurai is again crushing weebls with his spamming powers!

by Cheesebadger December 23, 2004

Simoriah

What you call the most beautiful and amazing woman in the world.

I love Simoriah

by That_single_guy January 23, 2017

shmurp

A random jumble of letters, in the exact order of s, h, m, u, r, and p.

shmurp.

by Tman Diggy Diggy April 22, 2018

potato samurai

a legendary samurai reincarnation, born in the 20th century, the potato samurai has uncanny skills which include but are not limitted to being able to hit any potato, anywhere, at any speed, and splatter it. it is alleged that the potato samurai has riden on top of busses, jumped from multiple story buildings, and stuck a chilli on his own eye. the pubic hair of the potato samurai is his most formidable defence, no waxing strip can remove it.the potato samurai is believed to have been born to a german family in australia but they realized they had birthed the chosen one when he came out with slanty eyes.

"hurry up and mash the potato mum, or ill get the potato samurai to do it"

adam: "do you want sand in your pocket!"
andrew: ""i'll get the potato samurai onto you"
adam: "here is my wallet".

by potato samurai October 19, 2009

austin simar

Austin lane simar is an American actor well known for his roles in misunderstood and live a little he was born march 16th 2004 he has been to many different schools he started at Byron united Methodist church preschool and then from kindergarten to fourth grade he attended Byron elementary then transferred to the Westfield school from grades 5 to 8 and then another part of 8th grade he attended victory Christian academy then for the last part of 8th grade he attended Byron Christian academy and stayed there from 8th to 9th and is now transferring to peach county high school the young actor Is only 15 years old and is known for multiple films he lives in Byron Georgia where his family has been for hundreds of years you can check out his films on imdb

I saw Austin simar on tv last night

by aussie simar July 15, 2019