Simp

Simp

Noun. simp (plural simps) (slang) A man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. (slang) A simple person lacking common sense; a fool or simpleton.

Sean Mcleary is a Simp for Ocean Sinclair

by Simp Mcleary April 25, 2021

Simp

girls named Mackenzie and Charish

Dang they're such a simp

by boobear1025 November 11, 2020

Simp

you. You're the simp.

Simp: Yeah my girlfriend cheated on me but I still love her
Me: ....dude

by splashmountainigga February 02, 2022

Simp

Someone who does absolutely to much for the person they like

Layla: Lets go to the park
sally: I can’t Its my Fifth anniversary This week with Aiden!
Layla: Stop being a simp!

by Ebonydebaddie October 13, 2020

Simp

Noun.

Short for "simpleton". Someone who goes out of their way to be kind to a person they want to have sex with,
typically to the point of sacrificing one's own dignity and allowing oneself to be walked over. Simping is typically considered a violation of prudential norms and is often considered irrational behavior, usually on the part of horny men.

"John Rivers from the Vox Veritas Discord server is a complete and utter simp."

"Gunslinger lets his own girlfriend snowball him. What a fucking simp."

by Fuhrer Hund May 01, 2021

Simp

A person who is ONLY nice/financially supportive to another person because they want sex from them in return.

Not to be confused with common human decency.

“God, he buys her flowers.. he’s such a simp”
“Is he doing it just for sex?”
“No..”
“Well then he’s not a fucking simp, Jeremy.“

by Heathenous Scoundrel April 23, 2020

simp

Fat losers in their moms' basements dropping their McDonald's salaries on women they have no chance with for attention

The VTuber "community" is full of massive fucking simps

by WhyDoINeedToTypeInAGodDamName September 02, 2022