smear

noun: someone that looks like a gine

You're a fucking smear, you know that. Or pass me that bong you smear!

by dwight April 15, 2005

Smear Up

Ransid toilet durge. Often the consequence of 2 or more pints of Guiness. A form of crusted shit stain that lies witness to the previous passing log, often on the right side of the pan. Has been known to even 'splashback' to the rim block, but this is only possible with uncanny skill. Most often left for all flatmates to admire in full glory.

Fuck me, i cant even shift that with an elephant piss.

by Bell April 27, 2004

dink smear

A man named dink always has a black smear on his face (from ash or sut from welding)

Hey suzie are you going to wipe that dink smear off your face

by jesusjuice917 October 17, 2007

fap smear

When you are in the waiting room while your girlfriend is getting a pap smear, you fap fap to the women's magazines and smear it all over the pages.

I should wash my hands after performing a couple fap smears this morning...but I won't.

by Bruce the Deuce November 27, 2012

simpear

To simp, but in Spanish. Often used when listening to sad Spanish music.

Guillermo and Vanessa decided to simpear to the same music.

by vanezzamz May 29, 2018

Simar

He is a cool kid who tries to get the girls but fails by his ugliness. He cracked a Nikhils phone and tried to bash him but failed because he is weak. Simars can become the best thing that happened to you and ring your doorbell twice a day so he can play with you. He is a friendly, gay, the definition of the rainbow, HE IS NOT A SAVAGE, he is an average kid who gets kicked in the dust, JK

Is that a Simar, he is UGLY!!!!!!!!!, JK omg he is mine, JK!!!!!!!!!

by NIGGAHOODBEACHBOYINTHESUNAIDSS April 22, 2019

Nap Smear

When you wake someone up from napping by aggressively tackling or jumping on them.

My wife wouldn't get up this afternoon so I gave her a nap smear....yeah, she was pretty pissed off.

If he isn't up in 15 minutes I am totally going to nap smear his ass.

by Corey L g August 30, 2010