Sleeping Johnny

Guy who likes to sleep around in random places

Back in the day, I would sleep in the park, the stairway, the lockers...they called me Sleeping Johnny

by Sleepingjohnny July 25, 2023

Princess Sleeping

Sleeping in a pretty or weird position to prevent messing up your hair do for and upcoming event

Make sure to Princess Sleeping so your curls don't fall

by Jatii March 14, 2015

drunk sleeping

Drunk sleeping is when you don't have rem sleep therefore you're not really asleep and you're still drunk. It's not conscious or unconscious. At the end of the day it's poor sleeping and you're still tired when you wake up.

While I was drunk sleeping, I pissed on myself.

Did you have a good nights sleep? No, I drunk slept.

by SMELLYCUNT June 14, 2018

T Sleeping

T Sleeping occurs several times in a persons life, most commonly when the person is in their late teens. While this person sleeps, their body is in the T-Pose, automatically meaning they’re having a wet dream about, Tyler Posey.

Person1: Did you have a wet dream about, Tyler Posey?
Person2: How did you know that??
Person1: You we’re totally T Sleeping last night.

by BussyPower August 28, 2021

Perpendicular sleeping

sleeping on a bed the other way so your perpindicular to it with your feet hanging off

Dude when I was perpendicular sleeping my roomate jim started sucking my toes

by perpindicular sleep April 25, 2022

Wizards Sleeving

To be caught knuckles deep fingering your own arse while in the bath tub.

Daniel was caught 'wizards sleeving' by his Wife earlier today, don't shake his hand.

by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022

Late-night phone sleeping

When you’re on your phone at 12pm and you hear footsteps coming down the hallway and you have five seconds to think of a sleeping position

Late-night phone sleeping gave me neck cramp.

by Addicted to Baked Beans December 11, 2019