Shroom whack

V. To slap or whack a person in the face with your penis. Normally leaves a mark, also known as a mushroom tattoo. Sometimes done during a blow job if it is a bad one, as to punish the person for doing a bad job.

EX1: Dude i was walking down the street when some guy yelled "SHROOM WHACK" and then i got slapped with his cock!
EX2:Bob- Dude I shroom whacked her so hard last night, it left a mark.
Jim- big deal, i shroom whack my lady every night.
Also see cock slap

by Shroom whacker April 3, 2010

shrook

An uneasy/abnormal freak-out

He shrooked, once again

by Yakhi July 20, 2012

Shroory

noun: Crazy people presumed to be on shrooms, plural: shroories

noun: A wedding dowry consisting entirely of shrooms.

"He/she is such a shroory!", "Dude, Look at those fuckin' shroories dancing naked by the library again."

"My father in law gave me a shroory man, I'm set for life"

by Duck and Bear January 7, 2013

shroom4life

shroom4life is the hottest discord user ever, they are the coolest person in the entire universe.

caca head: did you see what shroom4life said?

poop eater: no what did they say?

caca head: shroom4life said to throw poop!

by shroom4life June 29, 2021

tom shroomery

An extreme form of Douchebaggery carried out under the influence of hallucenagens such and lsd and shrooms.

The young man was accused of tom shroomery when his parents house was found trashed and all the expensive champagne was found dumped in the hot tub.

by the goof September 8, 2008

Puff-shroom

A plant from Plants vs. Zombies that shoot short-ranged spores at zombies.

Imitater and Puff-shroom combined is great for stalling zombies early game.

by TestUser999 December 15, 2021

shoof

verb: to see, to look at, to tell someone to look at something without others knowing.

when you see a cute guy, you say to your friend, "shoof"
nodding in his direction.

by janseybabe December 30, 2008