shmeal

a racial slurr used to insult turkish people. It originated from a traditional turkish dish which was then insulted for its unappealing look.

look at that shmeal of crap

by Frankenstein hates turks April 26, 2009

Shmear the Quere

A game played with a football were whoever is holding the ball gets tackled and so on until everyone is so blody and bruised that they're paralized for life.

Carter: Let's play Shmear the Quere!
Josh: This is going to hurt......but o.k.

by Carter C December 13, 2007

Shmefer

Tissues

Tenho aqui um shmefer!

by Marminha July 25, 2017

Befo Shmefo

It is more then the word on god and less it’s more then life it’s whatever you want it to mean.

On Befo Shmefo I didn’t take your lunch money

People who use Befo Shmefo correctly have huge shlongs

by p and q May 15, 2022

shmaff

Being of a hideous nature physically. Physically unapealing to most of the opposite sex. One who's origins can be traced back to the ugly tree.

I thought there would be hot chicks here but all I see are these shmaff bitches.

by Kona Gold September 4, 2009

shmeakle

A large hairy freckle that is physically impossible to remove from the face. Produces a pungent stench and grows when in the presence of apples.

"DAMN! Look at the size of that kids shmeakle!"

by henry billy bob bob bob November 21, 2009

shefit

A question mostly used by males and lesbians to confirm the rating of your latest sexual conquest.

Tarquine: Got laid last night.

Englebert: Shefit?

Tarquine: No mate, a complete dog.

Englebert: Cash back snatch?

Tarquine: No I walked home.

Tarquine: Another pint?

Englebert: Nice action.

by vigvam1 July 29, 2010