Kentucky Shitstorm

When someone's sibling shits into a bucket of chicken and throws it at another family member

Did you see Mike pull a Kentucky Shitstorm at the family gathering last Wednesday?

by codypro134 October 15, 2022

emergency shitstop

It's like an emergency shit, but it happens while your shopping. You'll usually have a cart full of items and the bathrooms are "conveniently" located on the other side of the registers so you have to leave your cart out in the open, hoping no employees take your cart and put your items back.

"I had to take an emergency shitstop at Menards. Parked my cart, "dropped the kids off at the pool", came back and my caRT WAS GONE!!!"

by Northern Hammer July 1, 2023

Shit on a shitstick

Turn of phrase meaning the same thing as just saying "Shit!", "Crap!" or "That sucks", but with a bit more flair.

Upon arriving somewhere that's already closed: "Well, shit on a shitstick."

by Anony3000 March 5, 2017

Brown eye of a shitstorm

The brief calm one feels between episodes of personal chaos.

Found out yesterday my mistress is pregnant. My wife will probably find out tomorrow on Facebook. So today I’m just gonna get drunk and try to take advantage of the brown eye of a shitstorm.

by James Jessenfedden October 23, 2020

Shiesty

a term popularized by Pooh Shiesty dick riders, usually used to describe a selfish or inconsiderate action.

person 1: “yea he bet $300 but never paid up”
person 2: “that niggas shiesty as hell”

by novaky March 9, 2021

shitstain train

someone (typically a girl) who loves to lap up her man's shitstain from his dirty boxers.

"I just found out yesterday that my bitch is a shitstain train, she licked my taint and boxers clean of my shit. I don't know if im going to stay with her for long. maybe ill just get a video of her doing it and post it on youtube."

by Bob from ohio April 14, 2008

Shinesty

Your one stop shop for all things fun and comfortable. Suits, pajamas, and underwear. How great is that. Make your woman blush when she sees your lovely powerballs all tucked in your under the butt nut hut. Ball hammocks for days.

"Damn bro... these boxers just make my man jewels sweat and flop all over. Last night I sat on them"

"Try shinesty my dude. Your lady, and balls will thank you"

by Kingray12 December 28, 2021