Fist shift

Like a hand job but for females

“Bro, some chick just gave me a hand job so I gave her a fist shift.”

by Myinstagramisebony.henricksen September 30, 2020

Waka Shift

When someone takes late hours at work on a weekend to avoid a sesh.

"You finally coming out this weekend?"

"Sorry I can't I'm working the Waka shift again tonight"

by griggley August 3, 2017

Shift at Thorntons

A way of telling people you need to defecate quite a lot of matter without being overly disgusting.

Hey guys I will be right back, got a shift at Thorntons.

by Welshasian February 22, 2012

`-=[]\;',./ and the shift version

so basically I was supposed to put `-=\;',./~_+{}|:"<>? but i think i didnt publish because the page errors if you search that so ye

you cant put `-=\;',./ and the shift version in a sentence or you can?

by some bored student November 15, 2022

Graveyard shift

Beating off until the sun rises and you’re all out of nuts to bust

“Man I’m so tired, I had The graveyard shift. My pussy hurts

by Queefingqueers February 24, 2022

stick shift

the act of trying to urinate while the male member is full of righteous blood, making the act nearly impossible, possibly causing a divided stream

i woke up in the morning and had a stick shift, piss went all over my parents bathroom

by jiz_machine July 27, 2018

Shift Case

A person who exhibits extremely shifty behaviour (IE: Looking around excessively, wearing baggy clothing when it's warm out, sweating, shaking, breathing heavily, etc.). Usually turns out to be either some sort of sex offender, a shoplifter, or both.

"Dude, did you see the Shift case who just left our store? He smelled like... rotting onions. I wonder what he stole?"

by Shubert March 4, 2009