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Jew's Harp

Noun.
A sexual act which involves pressing the nose into the Vagina, the toungue into the anus, and humming. Generally used as the finishing move in a session of cunnilingus.
Not all women respond to this, but those who do respond in a big way.
Also known as the "lady's hummer".

NOTE: Please take extreme care not to exhale through the nose into the vagina. This is physically dangerous to both partners. Breathe through the mouth, and never, in any sexual act, blow into the vagina or penis!
It may have a racist name, but the ladies love it. Are you man enough to play the Jew's Harp?
by Counselor Johnny July 28, 2005
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SHARPS

Australian word for "injection needles".
Found in most public toilets in Australia, there are locked disposal bins to stop drug users from throwing away needles in public areas.
The word "SHARPS" appears above the disposal bin.
by CJAMinthe house June 17, 2010
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polo citrus sharps

In short the most amazing sweets known to human kind.

A clever piece of production by swiss giants nestle, in that of creating a spin off sweet to the classic polo mint, the polo citrus sharp takes the form of the conventional polo mint but has a strikingly sharp and satisfying taste.
James:'My life is so shit, the only good thing i have is this tube of polo citrus sharps'
Morgan:'You got that right, dem is tasty can i have one?'
James:'HELL NO!'
by airdrawndagger December 1, 2004
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shaap

"shut up" with an asian accent
Shaap, you're talking too much.
by da zilla September 30, 2003
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pat sharpe

The mullet headed don of childrens entertainment. Father of many illegitimate equally mulleted sons.
Mark, your dad im pat sharpe, you mulleted freak
by Spoon Menace December 18, 2003
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sharph

A state of inebriation in which a bowl movement occurs simultaneously while vomiting.
"dude, omg, he was so drunk, he sharphed all over the place"
by rabbit03 August 2, 2009
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evan sharpe

wow is that guy named evan sharpe???
I think soo.... HAVE MY KIDS!!!
by The big ev November 12, 2020
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