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Senator Yoda

A little green midget. He loves to run over kids in his 2001 Honda Civic. He also loves doing obscene amounts of ketamine and using racial slurs towards Minorities. He was arrested in 2019 for performing a mass shooting at the Los Angeles convention center. In prison, Yoda gravely injured his penis with a rock in an attempt to get himself off. Recently though, he has become the senator of Iowa. He said that "eliminate all undesirables, I will".
Person one: have you heard what senator Yoda did the other day?
Person two: yeah, those Furries didn't stand a chance.
by PonianYoutube June 22, 2022
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dirty senan

An intellectual ginger boi who is otter referred to as the Jamaican Tarzan. Hide your kids this man will take them and eat them. He has a small Peruvian sidekick who’ll rob the doorknobs of your bathroom.
I hate all the people in Africa, also woo hoo ik senan, dirty senan.
by GabrielMedinaIsTall69-420 April 17, 2020
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Seana

A person with lots of rolls. Also this person is a slag and has 4 eyes. Seana's have weird and different laughs and cheat on there boyfriends all the time.
Who's a slag oh yeah seana
by Truthhhhhhhqh November 5, 2019
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Senator John Kerry

One who misleads voters by delivering promises that are next to impossible to keep because Americans are too stupid to realize how these promises really "work" SEE: Watch the debates and read the papers for both sides of the story dumbass AND: There are two sides stop believing the one that SOUNDS the best withought knowing info.
Statement or Promise: Healthcare for everyone, the same as the Senators get.

Reality: Despite everyone thought, depending on the income of the Senator or person in question, The GOVERNMENT will choose a program best SUITED to your income. Sure, it will be Blue Cross, but nothing was said about transplants or hospitalization being covered...sorry, you must not make enough.

Statement: Minimum wage higher for everyone especially women

Reality: Taxes will be raised, although I hate the upperclass, there is not nearly enough of them to tax to cover my promise on this one, therefor, sorry middle and lower class, more taxes for you too.

Statement: I will bring our boys home

Reality: As soon as i take credit for what is going on overseas, and I make the other promises I made come true, Then I will bring home half.
by John Edwards, Kerry's Lover October 21, 2004
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Senapi

It's like being gay for someone but not showing it. If you have another Senapi, you admit your gay for each other but you don't show it.
Julian and Logan are fellow Senapi
by Senapi for life October 10, 2018
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Senator Nuance

The less-than-enthralling John Kerry.
Senator Nuance and his running-mate, the Breck Girl, are coming to town.
by David G. Epstein August 9, 2004
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Senate

The act of indulging in parpsen
Fatman: Fancy a senate
Thinman: No ta, I've got a sore hooter.
by S. Pod July 20, 2006
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