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scrambled ovary

The act of cracking eggs into a females vagina and then getting a dildo and scrambling the eggs. Once scrambled you eat the girl out along with the eggs.
Dylan gave Bronte a scrambled ovarys and loved it, best eggs ever!
by Dylan kirby August 6, 2010
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

that's just the way things happen...used by housewives from wisconsin who have not yet joined the 21st century
well dearie, i know you're upset you didn't get invited to the sock hop, but doncha know, that's the way the cookie crumbles
by l.a. rockstar May 28, 2004
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Georgia Scrambled Eggs

Opening the lips of a womans vagina and vomiting in them, then using that vomit as a lubricant.
she asked for an order of Georgia Scrambled Eggs, so I gave it to her.
by Georgia Scrambler July 25, 2008
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Scrumble

A cross between a tickle & a hug. An affectionate wiggling of the fingers in the region of a friends torso (but not in inappropriate areas) often accompanied by cries of "scrumblesrcumblescrumblescrumble".
"Ooooh Sam you are lovely, I think I'll scrumble you"
by Anna December 27, 2003
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Scrubble

Scrubble: a board game with the same rules as scrabble, but you define your own words with witty definitions, the more extravagant the explanation, the funnier the game gets.
Dude, that was a hilarious game of scrubble!
by Mmmmmmmmutey June 25, 2019
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Apple Crumbles

When you crumble a booger (boogoo) onto the person sitting next to you.
Apple crumbles!!!! (This of course is yelled whilst the crumbling is happening.)
by freedomfries July 8, 2014
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Pinette Scramble

Occurs when a woman is performing MATM (messy ass to mouth) and is so disgusted that she pukes on the man's dick. The resulting mix of shit, puke and semen, typically covering the man's dick, is called a Pinette Scramble.
He jammed his dick down her throat at the moment of climax. His shit covered cock was too much for her. She barfed on his cock resulting in quite a Pinette Scramble. Of course he used her hair to clean up.
by Buckminster Futter July 10, 2014
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