scorpio

a Scorpio is a 2 faced bitch who skips class bc they think its cool, is secretly hated by everyone and who will do anything to be popular

penny is a Scorpio "great"

by grace peneoply March 21, 2021

Scorpiopath

Portmanteau of Scorpio+Sociopath. The best way to describe a Scorpio is Walking Temper Tantrum. They're the only sign that's simultaneously codependent and emotionally distant. Can be frequently heard saying things like "There's a lot of noise coming out of your face right now" and "You hurt my feeling." Examples include Gordon Ramsay and Hillary Clinton.

Jesus fucking Christ, Amy you're such a Scorpiopath. Is there anything you actually like about me or do you just keep me around as your whipping boy?

by GiantNinja42 May 30, 2021

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by Scorpionfix June 9, 2021

Scorpion Kiss

When you slather hot sauce on your lips and eat somebody out.

“Hey, homie, last night I banged a chick and I pulled a scorpion kiss on her.”

by drowningtoaster July 3, 2021

scorpio

bitches who are mostly toxic as hell but can be just amazing when you meet 1/1000000

person 1: omg i hate her, shes probaly a scorpio
person 2: but i am too?
person 1: yeah but youre the 1/1000000

by jasminethedummy July 12, 2021

Scorpio

Scorpio is the eighth zodiac out of 12 total zodiacs. The date range is October 23 - November 21, The symbol is a scorpion and the element is water.

Samantha: I was born November 17th, what’s my zodiac?

Eddie: You are a Scorpio.

by Otterisasleep July 25, 2021

Scorpio

Some people think of scorpio as scary weird and violent but no when you get to actually befriends with them like seriously if your the best friend of a scorpio you will be able to say they are kind and caring they are always by your side. Anyways scorpio is a sign who can get a lot of people to crush on them so ya if they actually like you back consider yourself lucky haha.

Boy 1:omg another guy just asked scorpio out
Girl 2:oh well what did they(scorpio) say?
Boy 1:no of course
Girl 1 in her mind:aha thus is so funny now that I am their(scorpio) gf/bf/other.

by anonymous September 12, 2021