Scooter

The worlds finest form of transport.

Thats a scooter not a bloody car, bird, dick or harley.

by FB from www.Scooterboy-world.com October 15, 2003

scooter

mostly misunderstood. the scooter is like a small motorcycle. cc ranges from 50cc-150cc+. though labled as "gay", "retarted" or flat out "dumb" it is the single most useful two wheeled transport ever made. also can be modified to out run any sport motorcycle such as the suzuki hybuasa which does 0-60 in about 3 seconds. a proberly tuned scooter can do this in 3 seconds however saves time by not needed to shift gears so it is very possable.

scot: that "scooter" is so gay get a real bike.
alan: that "scooter" you call gay is faster than your busted up honda cbx, jerk.

by xxxreaperxxx April 9, 2006

Zebra Scooch

When a caucasian midget ejaculates between the sholder blades of an African-American women.

Damn!!! You gave shiniqua a Zebra Scooch?! Pretty good for a midget!

by Amir Goldstien June 18, 2006

Scoot Your Cooch

Commonly used by Southdakotans. Refers to moving your vagina over.

Matt: Hey fuckhead, scoot your cooch.

Fuckhead: I don't understand??

Matt: (swift kick to the dick) move your vagina over pussy.

Fuckhead: (scoots his cooch)

by bubblebuttboy September 22, 2011

Scooter Rider

A Scooter Rider is someone who rides a scooter for fun and gets tons of hate on people who cant stop sucking there own cock. A scooter rider usually is someone from ages 13-22 but is more chill than you think. Most scooter riders hate razor scooter kids as much as fellow skaters do, just because they get in the way of both of them. Scootering is deemed easy but isn't that easy, there are tricks that take years for people to learn, and most riders commit to there riding.

"Yo James did you see that Scooter Rider do a buttercup?"
"Yeah dude, he isnt as gay as most skaters say they are"
"Yeah man, he earned my respect"

by Thewholebeemoviescriptisacurse September 14, 2020

Butt Scoot

When a dog drags in butt along a carpeted surface. Usually when the dog has worms.

Also referred to as "the scoots"

Repeated instances of this have been known to cause canine companions to be referred to as "Scoots", "El Scootarino" or "Scoots, the poop-shoot scootin' wonder dog"

I swear to god if your stupid dog does the butt scoot one more time on our freshly cleaned carpet, your mother and I are getting a divorce!

by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

scooty-dudes

"excuse me." Created from "scooters" a cute version of "excuse me" and "excuse me dude."

Scooty-dudes man, I've had to pee for 38 hours.

*attempts to squeeze in between 2 obese women* Oh, scooty-dudes.

by Obi cotton picker December 27, 2007