schlumly

Butter face, with a good decent bod

I like Matt, but he's so schlumly, and I can't get over his face

by Maw92 September 8, 2020

Schluckebier

The type of friend you need at a party. They drink beer, and lots of it. There for a good time, not a long time. Really means to chug some beer.

Schluckebier is in the HOUSE!

by thegoodgoodlife February 21, 2021

Schlump

Fucked up to max, but still aware of actions

That backwood got me schlump as hell

by T-Boy. February 28, 2021

schluck

When the coloured bottom part of your sock gets exposed out of your shoe & misaligned your entire sock. You can schluck someone else's socks by slightly stepping on the back of their shoe and making their sock push upwards.

A word that I have coined.

Person 1: Fuck, my sock is schlucked

Person 2: ew.

by lilasianspringroll April 25, 2021

schlueb

A cool guy with a sausage the size of Africa And the gingerest of them all SCHLEUB

Schlueb is a cool guy in a senor derick hello

by Quadnipple May 3, 2021

schlumbie

A penis

One second guys, I gotta drain my schlumbie.

by Harvey milk July 3, 2021

Schlumpkin

In the blumpkin family. The Schlumpkin is done any where and doesn’t require the other person to be aware. The simple act of shitting during average vaginal sex. Can be done without warning by the male or female anytime, anywhere. In bed, on the couch, in the tub.

You’re washing the sheets again?

Unfortunately yes, I hooked up with my ex and she did a revenge Schlumpkin during reverse Cowgirl.

by MWSbro August 12, 2021