Schempf

Is the most fucked up of all words. It reminds me of one of the three stooges. There was Larry, Curly, Moe and schemp.

There is a schempf in my boots

by sperm man October 19, 2008

mars bar scheme

The offering of a sweet snack to an underager in return for sexual favours when she reaches legal age. The phrase "come back and see me when your 16" is usually said afterwards.

"Haw, I'd gie her a mars bar."

by _Bone_ March 29, 2005

schmackin off

To be masturbating. Self pleasure

So last night I was schmackin off when my mom walked in. I blew my load instantly

by El Juan September 20, 2003

schmablicated

An extream State of intoxification

Dude i got so schmablicated last night

by tapoutbeast152 June 9, 2011

Hosni Scheme

Derived from the Supreme leader of Egypt, Hosni Mubarak,
a Hosni scheme is when a person in charge resigns but
fails to relinquish power.

Our boss just pulled a Hosni scheme. He said he was going
to quit, but not until eight months from now.

by goldandsilverowner February 21, 2011

schenanigan

1. A caper or other nefarious activity.

2. An old term for a party.

3. A cocktail invented at Lancaster University (UK) in 2004. By a mysterious group only know as Team Win. The cocktail consists of 50ml southern comfort, 25ml galliano, 25ml bannana liquor, topped off with orange juice and a dash of grenadine. Note: There maybe some ingredients missing, due to the difficulties in communicating with the inventors of the schenanigan.

1. M8 fuck lets go and do some schenanigans tonight.

2. M8 fuck lets this isn't much of a schenanigan.

3. M8 fuck, don't make me drink anymore of those schenanigans.

by tricky101 February 16, 2005

schematic

fucking asshole who got kicked in the ass by karma

you are such a schematic...

by 4eklly$ January 7, 2009