sardonic

disdainfully erotic or skeptically humorous and vaginal.

When Grey told Brown he was being sardonic, Brown was not aroused.

by humpy321 January 8, 2006

Sard

An idiot who has to be sarcastic after almost, if not all statements.

Dude 1.) AGH! john is such a sard.
Dude 2.) Yeah everytime i say something he has some douchy sarcastic remark.

by griff69 December 17, 2008

scardiness

Jittery, likely to freak out at the slightest provication.

I cant put up with Johns scardiness anymore, he heard the door slam, then freaked out on all of us.

by SylverD July 7, 2007

Sardius

is the best little boy ever. he loves to play catch with the football! and absolutely loves to play the drums. he has flooded the bathroom numerous times playing with bath toys in the sink. loves pb + j sandwiches. and having books read to him.

i love Sardius sooooo much! He is the amazing best!

by iamhismama February 2, 2010

shard

to be shard is to be rude or insulting to ones friends or even enemies..is often followed up with flip flop or i'll go bacon on your ass

nah man no need to get shard man theres no need to go shard to the extreme man ill flip flop yo ass

by bubblebobblebumcha July 10, 2004

Sardo

One who enjoys paintball and teabagging

Wow, that Sardo is one gay peice of shit.

by Mike June 30, 2004

Shard

Verb.

Gamer slang meaning "to destroy" something.

Origin: In world of warcraft, one could destroy gear and turn it into jewel shards. Which could be sold for alot of money. When someone's account got hacked, the hacker would "shard" all the gear and sell the shards. They would then send the gold to themselves, or a stranger as a last fuck you to the player. This was also done by chinese companies who sell game gold online for real money.

She left her character logged in, so I went onto her account to shard her gear. I noticed she had an epic staff, so I sharded that too.

by wakkadoodooo June 28, 2012