Satanic

TRUE Satanic / Satanistic :
To have an enhanced and unadulterated focus of the body and mind. An elightenment of the self as opposed to a supernatural or "white-light" form of enlightenment.
A dark soul, or the dark and/or magical forces of nature.
Occultism minus the idiocy.

In my personal opinion, Russ Columbo was a Satanic man.

by Ian the Almighty October 4, 2006

Satnam

kind, handsome, athletic human being, always turns out to be successful, gets a lot of girls, many many girls, especially his buddys exes

"yo that satnams pretty cute."
"yeah i'd fuck him."

by Gathas grewal October 19, 2017

Satan

What your mom looks like.

person 1: hi this is my mom *shows mom*
person 2:OMG YOUR MOMMA LOOKS LIKE SATAN OIGS IN BKANEKTS AND A BAG OF TRUXTON> OMMMMMG
mom: lolwut

by Satan's DAUGHTERRRR December 27, 2012

Satanic lust movement

A movement in satanism that says that you should have sex several times a day every day no matter what it takes. It says that sex is the meaning and purpose of life. The movement is devoted to satan and lust.

What do you think about the satanic lust movement?

by Deep blue 2012 November 11, 2009

satan piss

The opposite of holy water. Can be used to curse all and any things, such as, but not limited to, your friends, animals, cars, houses, plants, bugs, and most especially, police. To obtain satan piss, one must be in a euphoric state that is beyond all comprehension of outsiders (unless you have achieved euphoric state with friends). Any liquid that you have with you (water, pop, beer, etc...) will have become Satan Piss. Feel free to curse all and anything around you.

After walking about 5 miles, with non-stop hilarity, pranks, and a stop at Taco Bell, these two reached a euphoric state beyond anything that any other person could comprehend.
"Satan piss on all of you!!!" said one to an anthill.
"Satan piss on you biyotch!" said the other to the one.

by *Reuben Bamer* May 21, 2008

satanmaria

satan's father and/or mother

Guy 1 - Yo, check out that fine ass. She's picking up Satan.
Guy 2 - Nah man...I don't think that's a chick. That's Satanmaria!

by KhaosHasArrived January 11, 2008

Satan-Parcel

Slang term for feces which (un-intuitively) does not involve packaging of any sort.

Johnny screamed wildly as the enormous satan-parcel ripped from his anus with colossal force.

by Friend_of_Ginet1x February 25, 2010