redneck savings account

The intentional act of having too much income tax witheld from your pay, in order to get a big fat refund check at filing time.

Done by stupid people who don't realize they're giving the government an interest free loan all year.

Billy Bob: Got mah tax refund today - six hunnert some bucks!

Melissa: Ahhhh, you cashed in your redneck savings account.

Billy Bob: Huhhh?

by OldFart77 April 24, 2007

spring chicken

a young and naive person,especially a young woman.(Usually in the negative.)

Well, I may not be a spring chicken, but I got some spizzerinktum left

I am a spring chicken, but I lie about my age to get served in bars.

by arrysonnzenyth October 13, 2006

Saying Whats up, to the Toilet

Vomiting, throwing up, spewing, to Hurl.

"Dude after those shots I had to say whats up to the toilet."

by LaRose July 9, 2005

China Spring, Texas

A small community suburb of Waco, Texas. Full of mostly middle-class and rich families, with a large population of farmers and rednecks as well. The high school is a 3A high school with a very good history in both athletics and academics, although most of the students are stuck up jerks. But overall it's a nice school district. There is a limited selection of restaurants and stores, but some special ones such as Griff's and Shipley Donuts stand out. The people are generally very friendly and it is a very fast growing and one of the more popular destinations to live in Central Texas. Home of Ted Nugent and drag racing legend Billy Meyer.

Ted Nugent lives on a ranch near China Spring, Texas.

by SquishyBearSRS January 25, 2011

chocolate hot spring

This is when you defecate or "drop a deuce" in a public hot tub leaving a pleasant surprise for the next poor guy or gal.

"Dude, Travis just chocolate hot spring'ed the pool area! Do Not Go In There!"

by J.Spencer Lambchop January 22, 2008

Silver Spring

A place where the party starts late and ends early the next day. Where the nights are memoriable and the friends are true. No place like $$....

none like it...

by nikki tro December 15, 2003

Salt Spring Syndrome

The syndrome that eventually permeates nearly all residents of Salt Spring Island, the largest of the Southern Gulf Islands. Characterized by symptoms of supressed or underlying but often unacknowledged despisation, hatred and flaunted superiority towards "New Islanders" or any party new to or unexperienced in the ways of Gulf Island culture.

Aunt Old Timer: "You go to Ganges central town in the summertime and ther'll be the rednecks wearing the shirts that say "If it's called tourist season why can't we shoot at em" and those are the ones who've only been here 2 or 3 years!"
Billy Bob: "Yea being here even 2 or 3 years gives you a pretty bad case of Salt Spring Syndrome"

by OldtimeIslanderasasas July 20, 2009