SamuelKim

The hottest mf on Weverse

Person 1: Damn did you see SamuelKim today!!
Person 2: yea that mf is hot

by Samuel Kim June 19, 2021

Samuel

A great guy, pragmatic and patriotic. like's to make hoe's and bitch's alike squeal. Is destined to achieve great things, whilst on the toilet.
Also an expression requently used by stoners and hippies for something of high quality.

"This shit is Samuel"
"Totally man"

by Thatoneguythatknowsalls March 13, 2009

Samuel

Samuel is a type of guy with a long dick and big hairy balls. His dick is so long, when he goes pee, his dick whips out of his pants and sags down on the ground.

Brother: What the FUCK is that on your penis bro?
Samuel: You bitch, that is my dick you fuckin' asshole.
Brother: You callin' me a bitch and asshole?
Samuel: Yes and I just had sex and fucked your girlfriends pussy.

by TheChair64 July 13, 2017

Samuel

The "nice guy". That one guy who always feels the need to let everyone know how "great they are". Someone who feels that they are entitled to everything they want because of there niceness. Samuel is a guy who will guilt you into what he wants, then throws a fit when he doesn't get it. He's the guy that flirts with EVERYONE, but is emotionaly unable to sustain a long lasting relationship with anyone because of his astronomical expectations for a partner and his over flowing need for validation.

If this sounds like anyone you have been with or know, CONGRATS!!! You have found yourself a Samuel.

Person 1: "My blind date, rented a hotel room and tried to get into my pants last night. Then yelled at me when I said no!!!"
Person 2: "Wow! He sounds like a total Samuel! "

by Camleigha21 April 20, 2020

Samuel

A Mythical Germanic god known for his strength logic and beauty

Samuel is a man

by Cleanup crew May 7, 2018

Samuel

Sam is a quite remarkable guy you will meet. He has some attitude but most of the time he’s pretty cool. He’s short but with a massive glizzy and has all the girls going crazy for him.

Oh wow Samuel is so cute! Ikr he’s so sweet but have you seen his 🍆

by TheUrbanMan_25 October 1, 2020

Samuel

An amazing sweet guy, kind of weird, most likely attractive, likes cars, likes video games

Wow Samuel is so lit

by borkborkgoesthedoggo March 16, 2017