by EwSamButtChin February 17, 2009
Get the Sammug. A person with an unusually large ego whose thoughts are usually aimed towards masturbation and women. This person usually is with many women at a time. This person is also known to be a douche by his friends and to spread lies and can never keep a secret. He also brags excessively about his masturbation habits. This person also has received many blows to the groin area from women that he has cheated on.
Person 1: Woah dude, they broke up again. That dude's been with so many women!
Person 2: Ya I know right. He is totally a Sam.
Person 2: Ya I know right. He is totally a Sam.
by blogger453 February 19, 2013
Get the Sammug. These people are often known to be small and have rat like features, they also have a secret obsession with other boys and like to scamper round at night into peoples houses looking for left over food.
by Sarah Tool Scurr June 19, 2010
Get the Sammug. 1. a word describing any abnormally skinny ginger.
2. a person who thinks he/she is the shit by making fun of cute little girls, and pretending to be emo, yet still expects to get laid.
3. a person who is so lazy, he/she hasn't gone shirt shopping since he/she was in preschool, he/she hangs around the same place all day, and he/she doesn't even completely write out their own name.
2. a person who thinks he/she is the shit by making fun of cute little girls, and pretending to be emo, yet still expects to get laid.
3. a person who is so lazy, he/she hasn't gone shirt shopping since he/she was in preschool, he/she hangs around the same place all day, and he/she doesn't even completely write out their own name.
A. "Ashley Olsen's new nick name is Sam."
B. "Although the blue-eyed blondie's name was Helen, we called her Sam because she claimed to be emo by listening to screamo music, painting her nails black, and wearing her 7-year old little sister's jeans."
C. "If you're wondering why I'm wearing a tiny t-shirt with the name of a preschool on it, it's because my name is Sam, and I'm too lazy to go to the fucking mall and buy some new ones."
B. "Although the blue-eyed blondie's name was Helen, we called her Sam because she claimed to be emo by listening to screamo music, painting her nails black, and wearing her 7-year old little sister's jeans."
C. "If you're wondering why I'm wearing a tiny t-shirt with the name of a preschool on it, it's because my name is Sam, and I'm too lazy to go to the fucking mall and buy some new ones."
by k.n.b February 5, 2008
Get the Sammug. Sam most common name ever usally you are named this because your paretnts dont give a shit about you and dont want to waste any effort in you. Sams are nerds with faggoty hair or styles most of them are lazy as hell making them fat as fuck. Sam nicknames super at masturbating, spam, softy, faggot, or Gay dumbass
by rapeyomommmaq August 29, 2012
Get the Sammug. The biggest newb, n00b, or noob ever. This will never change NO MATTER WHAT. Everything he does is either on the spot, or later on, pwned the shit out of.
Man #1:Did you see that noob? I pwned the shit out of him
Filipino Man with large cock #2 Yeah thats Sam
Filipino Man with large cock #2 Yeah thats Sam
by LongrodVonHugendongg January 1, 2009
Get the Sammug. Sam is a name given to the most beautiful girl in the world, one who is very shy tho, but no matter how far from you she is youknow she will think of you, and you just cant help but to think of her all the time.
by General Floof July 17, 2018
Get the Sammug.