Refers to the procedure by which a sizable puddle of ejaculate is deposited in the small of a female's back. Care must be taken in the process so as not to let your "ropes" create a sticky web instead of a consolidated pool. The desired effect is most readily accomplished following standard doggy-style intercourse. See also great salt lake.
So I was playing hide the flesh torpedo with Cindy last night and I totally sold out and laid a salt lake on her tramp stamp.
by qroberts May 22, 2008
Get the salt lakemug. by hax0red_my_maracas May 10, 2006
Get the crack saltmug. A dried, circular ring around a girl's vagina or asshole after a pair of nuts banged against it for hours.
"She came home from the one night stand with a hangover and a salt ring around her twat."
"The day after smoking meth her ass was in pain. She examined herself and found a salt ring around her asshole. She then remembered how she came up with the cash to get the drugs in the first place."
"The day after smoking meth her ass was in pain. She examined herself and found a salt ring around her asshole. She then remembered how she came up with the cash to get the drugs in the first place."
by squeaked moose October 15, 2011
Get the salt ringmug. 1) A cryptic reminder in System Shock when the game crashes.
2) A cryptic reminder any other time you feel like it. Usually used to screw with someone's head.
3) A vague compliment, meaning nothing at all.
2) A cryptic reminder any other time you feel like it. Usually used to screw with someone's head.
3) A vague compliment, meaning nothing at all.
1) Remember to salt the fries!
2) Jack, when I get back, the goddamn fries better be salted.
3) Dude, she salts the fries.
2) Jack, when I get back, the goddamn fries better be salted.
3) Dude, she salts the fries.
by Vidmaster1911 August 14, 2006
Get the salt the friesmug. A girl who spends your money, annoys your friends, wastes your time and then gives nothing in return. Oftentimes, she complains the whole time you are together. Opposite of a Sugar Mamma. To be avoided at all costs.
Wow, that girl you are with is a real Salt Mama! She is sucking the life right out of you. Run as fast as you can, and don't look back!
by bpmpls August 27, 2013
Get the Salt Mamamug. Function: noun
1 : one who is extremely salty; pertaining to an entire box of salt
2 : moody or cross at the most extreme level
1 : one who is extremely salty; pertaining to an entire box of salt
2 : moody or cross at the most extreme level
by lUK February 19, 2004
Get the salt boxmug. Afrikaaner with one parent born in South Africa, the other in Britain. Hence the name, implying that they have one foot in South Africa, one in Britain, and their dick in the Atlantic.
Employee 1: "Hey man, know anything about that guy who took Stan's old job in marketing?"
Employee 2: "Ja, his mother was born here in Johannesburg, but his father moved here from Manchester to take an accounting position with a security firm. Salt Dick in the purest sense of the term."
Employee 2: "Ja, his mother was born here in Johannesburg, but his father moved here from Manchester to take an accounting position with a security firm. Salt Dick in the purest sense of the term."
by The Killer Grizzly September 24, 2013
Get the Salt Dickmug.