sad yank

When you are depressed and all you want to do is masterbate
Cody's grandma die.

When he got home he just had to do a sad yank
by Uncle badass#1 December 04, 2013
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sad fuck

1. An adjective used to describe someone who is universally considered to be both a complete prick and a pitiful loser. Not usually shouted, more often delivered with controlled disdain.
2. Less commonly used to describe unhappy coitus.
e.g. ‘You are one sad fuck.’
by Electric47 June 28, 2012
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circle of sadness

When a person creates an unending, drama-filled life for themself. Thriving on daily abuse and heartache. Doing nothing to change the situation, but bitching about it every chance they get.
Jenn Morgan lives in a circle of sadness
by The girl next door to you July 24, 2008
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Sad Meal

interj. Used to express disappointment, let down, defeat.
antonyms 1. Happy Meal 2. Yay, great 3. Woo Hoo
Hey my kid's meal didn't come with a toy, sad meal!
Stefanie: How is your day going?
Jordan: Crappy.
Stefanie: Aww, sad meal!
by VannaBanana October 03, 2007
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Sad Mac

He is Happy Mac's evil brother. He only comes when something is very, very, very wrong with your older Macintosh. He is often accompanied by his minion the Chimes of Death. He can kill any computer he looks at. He is the Blue screen of Death's friend as well as Kernel Panic's, Sad iPod's and Red Ring of Death's.
Dude: I'm gonna turn on my Performa.

Performa: Beep.......(Chimes of Death followed by Sad Mac).

Dude: My Performa is dead!!! Why?! WHY?!
by Sad Mac February 16, 2010
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Sad Kyle

A Sad Kyle is an activity the whole family can enjoy. Its when you : drink a beer, take two lines of cocaine, drink another beer, and lastly take two dabs, in that order.
Hey Chase, want to do a Sad Kyle before we go to the party.
by Kind Youngboul January 20, 2017
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Sad Dad

A dad that is depressed with his life, acts like a fool and/ or gets owned by his kid on a daily basis

The dad from Step-Brothers and Sad Dad Dancing skit on Tim and Eric Awesome Show are good examples of "sad dads" but can be found everywhere
1. Robert of Step Brothers is a sad dad because he'll drink scotch and cheesecake on Christmas Eve at the Cheesecake Factory

2. When Michelle didn't dance with her dad at her wedding, Her dad became a sad dad by dancing alone

3. The obese sad dad was out run by his seven year old son
by Sean Concannon January 29, 2009
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