stoned in

not being able to leave the house bcuz you are too stoned ..similiar in nature to being snowed in or rained in -- except instead of snow or rain impeding your departure it's being too stoned.

ME: Bro, i dont think im gonna make it over ...im stoned in right meow.

OTHER PERSON: no worry, beef curry.

by skojoe40 August 15, 2010

Perpetually Stoned

(adj.) Used to describe someone who always has the characteristics of being stoned, even if they're not.

Guy 1: Dude look over at Kevin, hes so stoned!

Guy 2: Naw man, hes just perpetually stoned, hes like that every day

by Paddah July 9, 2010

stolen dick

one of master carlin's dildos for nasty hoes. but not the really nasty ones

i wouldnt fuck her with a stolen dick!

by cock rocket July 26, 2003

stolent

When you lend someone a book or other belongings and they do not return it. Your property becomes stolent.

I lent Mary my favourite book and because she won't return it my book is stolent.

by Cheri Hill-Strathdee May 1, 2006

Stoned In

Really Really Stoned.

Am stoned in me lad. Am stoned in me.

by tezz June 14, 2008

Stoned

When you get really high by having people throw stones at you

Barry got so stoned when someone threw a rock at his head

by Swagmer October 19, 2014

Stoned Sober

When you over smoke to the point of no longer feeling high.

"I've been smoking all day, I feel like I smoked my self sober. I must be Stoned Sober."

by HiddenSeven February 14, 2018