salt spoon

When you spoon somebody out of anger.
She gave me the salt spoon last night.
by WILLisNOTaPINEAPPLE January 03, 2017
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Spoon Fairy

A mystical being that sneaks into your bed at night and spoons you.
"OH SHIT THE SPOON FAIRY WAS HERE LAST NIGHT!"
"Dude how do you know?!"
"MY ASS IS COVERED IN FAIRY DUST!!"
by D'Qwan's Ultamite MIxtape January 11, 2016
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spoon

a devine being worshiped by followers of the religion spoonerism for mor info go to www.freewebs.com/knud/spoon.htm
worship the spoon not the evil wooden chip shop fork u bloody wonk
by enots nybot February 15, 2004
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spoon moment

A moment when someone does something really stupid, perhaps humorously, but likely accidentally.
It was a real spoon moment when I messed up my speech at the university.
by Little.Fire May 11, 2018
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Spooning

Also known as yoghurting in some places. Usually used in the homosexual community, but is known to be used by heterosexual people also. Spooning is when you cum in somebodies ass crack, leave it in there and eat it with a spoon. Any remaining hairs, or faeces are part of the act. Yes, including long hairs coated in shit particles!
After a thorough evening of trying out felching, ice cream sundaying, a little bit of sculpting A man decided he wanted to go Spooning, so he bent his partner over, sprayed cum all in his ass then eat it with a spoon. "Ahhhh that is delicious" He replied licking his lips with a long hair hanging from his chin!
by Scott Esskay :D December 21, 2006
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Spoon banger

One who does more than his/her fair share of whining and/or complaining, much like that of a toddler in a high chair. A spoon banger--in adult terms--may be a stubborn person who complains about everyday functions.
It was impossible to get that spoon banger to bong a beer last night.
by chuzbesko August 03, 2010
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spoonful of pills

The act of gorging oneself with prescription narcotics until your face droops and words are slurred beyond recognition.
Have you seen Jessica?

Yeah. She's by her car trying to talk to her reflection in the window. She loves a spoonful of pills.
by Jsmelks August 21, 2015
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