Filtch Snatcher

A Disappointment.
A Waste Of Egg And Sperm.
A Creep Ass.

Don't Be A Filtch Snatcher.
Your Such A Filtch Snatcher.

by Nicole C. & Lindsey D. February 2, 2009

snatchel

variant of fanny pack or bumbag. along the lines of cunt case, pussy pouch, muff stuffer.

ram this into your snatchel while i eat my sandwich.

by freshco May 1, 2005

craddle snatcher

A man who dates a younger woman. A woman who that is way too young for him. As if he snatched her from her craddle as a baby. A male version of a cougar.

Larry King is such a craddle snatcher.

by Chalom September 13, 2010

Snatches

The art of grabbing a male of female's nipple without them noticing. Snatches can only be prevented by saying "No Snatches" which then grants immunity for 2 minutes.

*Dylan extends hand onto Brady's hard nipple*

Dylan: "Snatchesss"
Brady: WHAT THE LITERAL FRICK

*Christian screams from top of the lung*
Christan: "No Snatches!"

by Isnatches March 11, 2015

Body-Snatcher

The people who show up on death scenes and dead body calls to help the coroner move the deceased.

"Thank God for the Body-Snatchers, no way I'm moving that bloated maggot man after he's been marinating in the summer heat for a week."
"Do you know how hard it is to get dead guy juices out of a bulletproof vest? That's why cops let the body-snatchers move the victims on a death call."

by Officer C November 8, 2018

Crum Snatcher

What a U.S. Marine calls his hand, also known as a meat hook or dick skinner.

Get that filthy crum snatcher out of my face before I rip your head off and shove it down your throat.

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

Snatchdragon

Adj: When you're sharing a drink with someone (maybe your significant other, but not necessarily, and you reach for your drink and they swoop in and snatch it away.

I was having a glass of boxed wine, and he reached over and stole my drink. What a snatchdragon!

by P Dragon October 21, 2010