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Slug Toucher

A person who enjoys touching (stroking, poking, fondling etc) slugs (especially really slimy ones).

Slugs being tough-skinned terrestrial mollusks (order Stylommatophora, class Gastropoda) that typically lack a shell and secrete a film of mucus for protection.
Tom: There's a slug on the table
Jack: ooo! *touches slug*
Tom: Eww you're such a slug toucher.
by nonslugtoucher September 24, 2011
mugGet the Slug Touchermug.

Shit slug

When, after a fresh excretion, one scoots on their butt across any desired surface, leaving a thick trail of shit
Wow Evan was so mad after I shit slugged on the carpet in his condo!!
by Cuckster123456 May 25, 2019
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bud slug

A person who cannot make up their mind on which herb to purchase at a medicinal cannabis facility.
Dick- " Uhhhhhhhh.......... Is this OG Kush good? No. Wait. Should I get the Purps? No. Hold on. How about the train wreck? Should I just get that. Or maybe I should just split 5 bucks total."
Dock- " You're backing up the line you bud slug."
by Juan Nutt March 23, 2011
mugGet the bud slugmug.

jungle slug

Someone whom has a chode which is hidden by the pubic hair.
Girl: let's have sex
Boy: sure but I have a jungle slug
by Mazom January 2, 2015
mugGet the jungle slugmug.

stinky slug

"Oh she was such a Stinky Slug on the weekend."
by Stinkylala December 9, 2008
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Sewer Slug

A piece of shit which has slowly slid down the toilet bowl and left a poopy trail.
Alex sent some slimy sewer slugs slithering to their underground graves.
by Kreffin May 25, 2011
mugGet the Sewer Slugmug.

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