The ratio of the number of employees in a firm, to the number of Slack channels used by the firm. The higher the Slack Factor, the higher the number of Slack channels per employee, and the lower the possibility of finding that one message you know you just read a minute ago that you needed to respond to.
I just saw a question from Larry, but our Slack Factor is so high, I don't even remember what channel it was in any more. I guess he's not getting an answer.
by Neuticle September 30, 2021
Get the Slack Factor mug.by son of santa April 19, 2003
Get the slack mug.A person who is currently living either on a reservation or in a trailer and is missing teeth and brain cells. They wear outfits and never change them nor do they wash only when they’re tank gets refilled or there chief wants to be more generous like gender equality. They all have the same interest in lumber industry.
Random person: I can’t see you im blind
Slack Jaw Yockle: oh don’t worry your not missing out on much my supplement of bannock bread hasn’t been delivered im looking very unlucky
Slack Jaw Yockle: oh don’t worry your not missing out on much my supplement of bannock bread hasn’t been delivered im looking very unlucky
by Michael Mirkly January 3, 2025
Get the Slack Jaw Yockle mug.When you intentionally shit your slacks so you can be in your hotel room alone while on a business trip. Its the last option when you run out of excuses to avoid happy hour with open mouth breathers from the conference.
I accidentally had a Slack-Shit so im not going out for drinks after the seminar tonight. Im going to my hotel room and watching southpark.
by CyclopsCookies July 21, 2025
Get the Slack-Shit mug.conscious or unconscious employee habit (usually a dude) of replying outside of a slack thread to make sure one's message is read by the entire channel audience resulting in a waste of everyone's time
woke up to massive slack spreading from our infosec director, put me in a bad mood for the rest of the day
by laurecurly August 12, 2025
Get the slack spreading mug.The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.
Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc
Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc
by Corporate Millennial June 14, 2023
Get the Slack Separation Anxiety mug.I was talking to Mark in the update channel in Slack and the entire sales team decided slack jacking would be a good idea to discuss how to sell it.
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