Sittin' Bitches

1. Waiting for an over-extended amount of time.

Person A: "Hey, man what you been up to?"
Person B: "Nothing much, just sittin' bitches at this red light."

"We've been sittin' bitches for this rollercoaster!"

by Raulness July 1, 2009

sitting fuck

One who is all talk and no game. One who volunteers but when time comes to actually help out, is nowhere to be found. Or worse, one who offers minimal help that would only serve to further screw up the end result.

That sitting fuck said she would be 'so happy' to help with the auction, but now that it's time to work, you get crickets from her end!

by Fancy Underpenning April 24, 2011

sitting dick

The penis in it's normal state. Flaccid with no stimulation.

"That's not your Sitting Dick," my girl said when I sent an uninvited Dick Pic.

by Rockstar48 December 27, 2020

pbx sitter

A hybrid sexual position that uses the base of the cleveland steamer but interjects .5 cups of peanut butter

It's my birthday tonight, maybe my wife will let me try the pbx sitter.

by Johnson Hose June 27, 2008

competitive sitting

The extremely competitive sport of seeing who can sit for the longest period of time. First official high school team created for this in early 2011 in Missouri.

Competitive sitting is awesome!

by N00berson McGee July 12, 2011

Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap for 3 minutes

Sit on my lap
Fine I guess it's lap sitting month

by Fijfntjdudhrd October 2, 2019

Where your ears been sittin at?

An informal inquiry of what music you've been listening to lately

I've got a gig tomorrow night and I have to find some new tunes, Where your ears been sittin at?

by Civillian January 29, 2016