Sappy

When your AIM away messages contain stuff: i want to walk in the rain by myself or i'm here, but i'm sitting in the dark without lights and my head's on the desk.

you're a sappy mofo cause you want to ponder about some girl instead of just having fun.

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

Sapphocracry

A system of government or other administration where appointments are made and responsibilities assigned to individuals based upon their female gender and that serves the interest of women in general. All other considerations concerning the distribution of power are ultimately subordinated to this basic intention.

Yeah, she's never been able to work anywhere that wasn't a sapphocracry.

by fat andro January 7, 2011

scalp rat

Hairpiece; toupe. Worn by either gender. Use follows failure of the comb-over. Favored by males who run personal ads in free local publications advertising eviction sales, bull roasts, and stained couches(free to good homes). A do-it-yourself scalp rat can be had for free in certain neighborhoods if you know your way around a bowie knife.

Hey handsome, your scalp rat doesn't go with the rest of your hair.

Is that a scalp rat on your head or do you have a rodent problem at home?

Oh no, the wind blew off her custom scalp rat!

by mookamutt December 16, 2008

scagpad

Where junkies congregate to shoot heroin. Could be an apartment, an old abandoned farm house, or that shitty room close to the railway tracks which nobody dares to enter.

Meet you at the scagpad man, lets shoot some smack!

by swamyg February 19, 2009

Scalpie

When you take a selfie of your balding head by perfectly positioning the camera above to see the ever growing scalp.

To effectively monitor his hair loss, Ian takes a Scalpie every morning after getting out of the shower.

by icwish March 7, 2015

Sapperton Station

A station on the SkyTrain's Expo Line (used to be Millennium Line) that actually doesn't exist. There are literally no buses serving the station, no street level access, and you have to get to it using a bridge, why was this even built

Let's go to sapperton station, wait, what do we even do there, literally the mysterious carpark next to the bridge is the only interesting thing about it

by penapox October 28, 2018

Scalpache

When someone’s head is extremely sore specifically the scalp. Also can be caused by savior fatigue.

I haven’t slept at all and my scalp is extremely sore I have a scalpache.

by Jack Hunckleberry August 13, 2020