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Rooster Tail

While mud riding, your tires sling mud into the air behind you in the shape of a rooster's tail.
Did you see ol' Jimmy slingin' them there rooster tails. Whoowee they tuk er jubs!
by lcworks February 26, 2017
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the roaster

The appropriate description of defecating on an oven tray which is then placed in the oven on high bake, ideally fan, and with the oven closed, left to roast.
Man, this party sucks. Lets do the Roaster and get the hell outta here!
by Pete Kampas August 21, 2007
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Romance Rooster

An older man who used to kiss his wife very often when they were dating. But now has lost the pleasure of kissing. One 'Pickles' strip showed Earl and Opal fighting because he no longer kissed her. This was what lead to the Romance Rooster (Pickles July 25, 2004)
Opal: Hey Earl, you never kiss me anymore. I wonder why?

Earl: I guess I forgot how. I used to be a Romance Rooster.

Opal: I know. Those romantic dates we had back in 1945, I miss those to death.

Earl: Well, how about we have one tonight? Maybe, we can bring the Romance Rooster back. Maybe we can get some magic!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 17, 2011
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Asian Rooster

where you have sex with a girl while she is on her period. Then wipe the blood on her chin and cum on her chin so i drips down like a rooster.
DUDE!!! I fucked my girl, then gave her an asian rooster!

thats fucked up....
by The Puma, Savage, and B.B. November 13, 2009
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Alright-roo/Alrighty-rooster

Meaning a complete understanding and readiness, all can use except for Vince, Eric, and Taylor... because they didnt ask permission
Alright-roo/Alrighty-rooster, i will stop blowing air into Bear's face.
by Nick Guacheta June 18, 2008
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Rooster Tailing

When someone forgets to scrub the toilet with a toilet brush after taking a gigantic dump, showing a trail of shit spiraling down the toilet bowl as it was flushed down.
Dave: Dude I think I'm gonna switch dorms, I can't live with these guys anymore
Chris: Why's that?
Dave: Dude because they use the toilet and keep rooster tailing, it's disgusting

Martin: Dude I swear if he rooster tails in my toilet one more time I'm gonna kick his fucking teeth out!
by window shopper November 5, 2009
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rosterbator

One who masturbates to rosters; an enthusiast of fantasy sports or professional sports in general; one who watches ESPN SportsCenter twice a day.
Jim: Hey Mark what's up?

Mark: Not much bro I was just on my way home from work.

Jim: Hey, did you... *stops and checks his iPhone* What the fuck! Chris Bosh had only 10 fantasy points last night?!

Mark: Jim, quit it... I don't want to be associated with a rosterbator.
by acelticsfan November 17, 2010
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