beyond ultra retarded

The apex of retardation. The absolute most retarded a person can ever be. This is the highest possible retard level there is.

John: I am so pissed off at you right now because I forgot my laptop at home.
Owen: Are you beyond ultra retarded? You got pissed off at me for something you did.

by Samarium November 23, 2020

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Retard Dick

A: A rather large dick. Refers to a joke that retarded men tend to have larger than average penises.

B: The rather large dick of a retard.

A: Due to his large penis, his friends gave him the sarcastic nickname "retard dick."

B: Bob: I heard Steve the retard has a huge dick!
Joe: Well, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

by dele33 March 8, 2008

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A pale white person or object, with a mental handicap. first used to describe: "The Moon" from the famous radio/television series The Mighty Boosh. Therefor most apt when used as an adjective to describe satellites with gypsum like properties, but has rapidly found it's way into common usage in the English language.

Tony Harrison: " I took a chance, how was I to know he was an alabaster retard"

by KingoftheImpossible April 23, 2006

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Retard

A person who acts like the absolute dumbest fuck on the face of the planet

Person 1: Shit, bro! I just dropped my phone in the toilet!!

Person 2: You fucking retard! That’s the third time today!

by xxxParixxx March 31, 2019

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Mental retardation

Anti-vaxxer

Hi I'm an anti vaxxer. I have the highest form of mental retardation.

by FuttBucker_imautistic April 29, 2019

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Retarded boobs

Boobs at extremeties i.e right boob extremely apart from the left boob

Ana has retarded boobs

by International expedetioner June 16, 2018

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my computer is acting retarded

An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyone's computer acts retarded sometimes.

Jane: You know Amy, I'm so glad I can talk to you. You're the only person who really understands my relationship problems with Mike.

Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.

by I hate boring chats March 17, 2009

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