reatarded

When somebody act dumb and stupid

You reatarded.

by Slay_on_fleek May 10, 2016

Rectangle

The consequence of aggressive anal sex

Mary and I went pretty hard at it last night. I gave her a proper rectangle

by BraveDog November 20, 2013

Rectal Rogaine

The act in which a woman stricken with uncontrollable diarrhea participates in 69 with a bald man. During this act the woman unleashes a torrent on to the mans head, leaving him with the illusion of a full luxurious head of hair. Comes in various shades of blonde and brunette.

Are you bald and tired of being referred to as Mr. Clean? Restore your confidence with a nice healthy dose of rectal rogaine, and no one will be calling you Mr. Clean anymore.

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

Rectal Genie

A mystical genie produced by rubbing a girls ass just the right way. If you are lucky the rectal genie will pop out and grant you two very smelly wishes.

I was right about to fuck Leslie in the ass when I gave her a good spank and the Rectal Genie came out!

by Mac 3113 March 13, 2008

rectal wrecker

1. Someone who is huge downstairs (giant penis) that loves anal. Usually they make a mess 'wreck' their ass.

My giant penis loves to wreck ass! I am such a rectal wrecker!

by willie989 January 21, 2010

Rectal Thermometer

The act of sticking a digit into your female partners anus, while engaging in intercourse, in order to gauge that womans boundries or limitations concerning further action, up the old dirt road.

Clint: "Yo Dan, why you got a black eye man?"
Dan: "Yo, Michel socked me in the eye-face after I gave her a Rectal Thremometer. I guess I won't find out how pink her sock is."
Clint: "Awe fo' real doh?"
Dan: "Naw, billdo."

by Dan Jewell February 24, 2005

rectal rooter

Destruction of the virgin anal canal by rectum plumbers

Oily shit hole

by none November 30, 2003