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Reddit atheist 

One of the lowest, vilest, most despicable forms of life in the known universe. Reddit atheists are a subspecies of human that are believed to have genetically diverged around the beginning of 2008.
The population of Reddit atheists is growing, and is currently around 2.7 million. Reddit atheists have developed highly odd traits, such as: a tendency to consistently ridicule christianity, christians, make absurd claims about christianity and sometimes religion as a whole. Although Reddit atheists claim to simply be non-religious, it would be more apt to describe them as anti-christian, as (despite the fact that they claim to not allow religion to rule their life) it's the only thing they ever talk or think about.
When encountering a Reddit atheist, it is best to simply immediately leave to prevent any possible brain damage that may be incurred as a result of their activities, and remember to call animal control to have the beast handled by the proper authorities.
Reddit atheist: DiD yOu KnOw ThAt ReLiGiOn iS tHe sOuRcE oF aLL eViL??
Human: Yeah, sure man. Whatever you say.
Human (whispering to other human): Call the fucking cops before this thing burns down a church.
Reddit atheist by NotPieGuy July 17, 2022

Reddit Resident 

Typically a male virgin under the age of 30, a Reddit Resident is a person who spends so much time on Reddit that they might as well live there. All of their info comes from Reddit, all of their conversations are based on something from Reddit, and they use Reddit as a way to verify wether or not their opinions are backed up by other Reddit Residents.
Similar to basement dweller, but slightly greasier.
Typical conversation with a Reddit Resident.

Reddit Resident:

“Jeffery Epstein didn’t commit suicide......”

Normal Person:

Shut the fuck up before I kill us both.”
Reddit Resident by SexyBobi August 19, 2019

Reddit Rundown

When some redditor says the same thing despite being told to shut up.
Joshua can stop giving me the fucking reddit rundown, no one fucking cares?
Reddit Rundown by Thebumbum January 18, 2020

reddit coochie 

When you're around a girl and she keeps trying to show you memes off the r/dankmemespage. Does not have to be a gamer girl, but it helps.
I know I was doing things right with this girl who has a reddit coochie, she kept giving me upvotes if you know what I mean.
reddit coochie by urmom6969420 September 24, 2021

Reddit Tier 

Something is reddit tier when it is broadly appealing to high school/college age white boys. It must be obsessed with science without actually understanding science, and it should discount any attempt to explain something through philosophy, or god forbid (lol) religion.
Bro your opinion on Descartes is reddit tier. It's absolutely possible that there is a you other than the one in your body.

reddit hole

When you are supposed to be doing something else but instead you are looking at reddit.
I should have gotten back to work sooner but I got stuck in a reddit hole
reddit hole by Poul P October 25, 2011

Reddit Moment Moment 

When the users or r/redditmoment can't take satire and post it on the sub. Could also refer to users of the sub making the exact same joke about mocking redditors over and over again
Reddit Moment User: WHOLESOME 100 69 funni now laugh
Bystander: what a reddit moment moment