One of the lowest, vilest, most despicable forms of life in the known
universe. Reddit atheists are a subspecies of human that are believed to have genetically diverged around the beginning of
2008.
The population of Reddit atheists is growing, and is currently around 2.7 million. Reddit atheists have developed highly odd traits, such as: a tendency to consistently ridicule christianity, christians, make absurd claims about christianity and sometimes religion as a whole. Although Reddit atheists claim to simply be
non-religious, it would be more apt to describe them as anti-christian, as (despite the fact that they claim to not allow religion to rule their life) it'
s the only
thing they ever talk or think about.
When encountering a Reddit
atheist, it is best to simply immediately leave to prevent any possible brain damage that may be incurred as a result of their activities, and remember to call animal control to have the
beast handled by the proper authorities.
Reddit
atheist: DiD yOu KnOw ThAt ReLiGiOn iS tHe sOuRcE oF aLL eViL??
Human: Yeah, sure man. Whatever you say.
Human (whispering to other human): Call the fucking
cops before this thing burns down a
church.