Don't read too much into this

As in, don't get the wrong idea, I'm not interested.

Don't read too much into this, it's three in the morning but I don't anything intimate.

Don't read too much into this by Fleurdelissa March 5, 2011

shit read 

Any form of literature used while taking a shit.

Man, this magazine will make a good shit read. Don't you think Sherrif?

shit read by Stu $ June 13, 2008

Left On Read 

they left you on read didn't they?

person 1: "Dam I texted them three hours ago and they still didn't text me back"
person 2: *Left On Read*

Left On Read by HatsuneDoggo November 7, 2021

What The Lick Read? 

This Term Is Said by cocaine buyers which means "how much cocaine am i purchasing?"

I Asked "what the lick read?" He Told Me "1,000 grams."

What The Lick Read? by SG_Teezy August 14, 2010

get read

Normally used in multiplayer video games, it refers to when you make a move and anticipate the opponents next move and counter it. This usually comes with experience of being put in the same scenarios with various opponents (usually due to popularity of character/tactic etc.), and through trial and error, strategies are developed to counter said scenarios.

Additionally, this is normally a flammatory statement. Directed most of the time what the player perceives as a "noob"

Cmon, you didn't think I would anticipate that? Get read fuckface

get read by lowtierhero December 10, 2013

on read 

Reading A friend or ex's activity on various social networks (LinkedIn, Snapchat, Twitter or Facebook). But, not wanting to reply or verbally communicate with them.

"I keep Jim's Facebook on read to know what's going on in his life, but I don't want to talk to him"

on read by BadgerHouse4 June 16, 2017

Devon Read 

The best boyfriend a girl could ever ask for. Charming, smart, and absolutely hilarious, but also tough enough to break someones nose. Very good at judo and breaks alot of bones.

Oh she is so lucky to be going out with him... hes so much like Devon Read.

Devon Read by Katykat<3 December 21, 2008