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Meter Reader

An Bridger with a meter long knob, Essex accent and a great grid (good set of teeth).
"I have just had The Meter Reader on the Phone. He's instructing legals and the valuation. I am not sure if he is Essex but his accent suggests he is not from the premier London postcodes like SW15 - Putney"
by BomberBroker March 9, 2023
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Swedish Rudder

Swedish Rudder is the act of masturbation with a friend manipulating the forearm of another friend in an up and down motion while the male holds his own penis. This can only be completed in totality if the male ejaculates into a fan spraying his male friends in the face.
"Steve from accounting gave Kevin from HR a Swedish Rudder, well because Kevin is a fucking freak and HR peeps deserve a lil nut in the face."
by ||SPQR|| December 12, 2022
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Matthew reader

The butter dawg. (Dawg with the buttah)
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.

Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.

Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.

Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
Man Matthew reader is a butter dawg, the dawg with the buttah
by Grunkle sam January 14, 2023
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Clog my rudder

When a guy ejaculates in to a girls rectum so much it forces out and goes everywhere
Damn boo I think he's gonna clog my rudder tonight
by Butter bubbler September 30, 2016
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The Max Rudderham Shit

The Max RudderHam Shit Is the longest but smoothest shit you'll ever see
A boy had a long smooth shit , he is called max rudderham that's why it's called the max rudderham shit
by The Max Rudderham Shit February 19, 2017
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Blind Dutch Rudder

When you manipulate the arm of a sleeping person to masturbate yourself.
Lisa fell asleep while Bob was waiting for his pill to kick in, after which he used her limp hand like a blind Dutch rudder.
by Jfatt340 January 19, 2020
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Rob the Bass Reader

Rob the Bass reader is a veggie wimp who dunt like cheese well he does but he canny eat the shit
Rob the Bass Reader has two awesome children named James And Sophie
by Athot June 20, 2020
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