yogurt covered raisins

only the best food ever and if you disagree, perish
bro 3: bro do you want some yogurt covered raisins
bro 4: nah, i hate those
*bro 4 fucking denigrates*
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to raisin

When one feels so uncomfortable in a situation that they begin to crinkle up, similar to that of a grape transforming into a raisin.
"Bro, when I saw Jessica yesterday after sleeping with her best friend, I felt so awkward that I started to raisin"

"I fell down a whole flight of stairs, and I felt so embarrassed that I crinkled up into a raisin right then and there"
by chirp_577 December 06, 2017
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Rectal Raisin

When you're taking a shit and you have that one last poop hanging from your rectum and you have to sway your butt back and forth on the toilet seat to get it out;
i.e. that shit that you end up wiping with the toilet paper that leaves a little clump and possible smear on the tip of your finger
Sam: 'Oh, shit! This rectal raisin is actually killing me!

Crap, it got on my finger!'
by Veleruvatez June 15, 2017
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Become a raisin

When you’re in the shower/hot tub for just too long!
Imma become a raisin, wont you take my place?
by greguniverse October 05, 2020
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Rhinestone Raisin

An old man that pretends to be rich to pick up younger men or women. He has fake jewelry, fake watches, fake suits, and he rents or borrows a fancy car.
A rhinestone raisin tried to pick me up at the bar last night.

The club is full of rhinestone raisins tonight.

My sister tried to be a gold digger, but she ended up marrying a rhinestone raisin.
by StyreneOxide May 16, 2023
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Rhinestone Raisin

An old man that pretends to be rich to pick up younger men or women. He wears fake jewelry, has fake watches, fake suits, and rents a fancy car.
A rhinestone raisin tried to pick me up at the bar last night.

The club is full of rhinestone raisins tonight.

My sister tried being a gold digger, but she ended up marrying a rhinestone raisin.
by May 16, 2023
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old raisin

An Elderly person, usually old as hell and more wrinkly than a raisin.
by griff_L2 September 30, 2023
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