Queef Sucker

Queef: n. Similar to a fart. generally happens by women after having sex, the vagina will release air which has been pumped into the woman during intercourse. Can also happen to men involved in homosexual intercourse. The male variety is generally smelly and unpleasant. Either way, it usually becomes humorous.

Sucker: n. One who sucks, or inhales. Sucking is the practice of attemping to taking in air, liquid, etc. via a persons mouth.

Queef Sucker... put the two definitions above together.

After I had rammed her for an hour and had finished the deed, I pulled out and she queefed nonstop for the next 5 minutes, it was hillarious!

by Queefer February 8, 2004

queefcake

1.The crust that accumulates around a woman's vagina from lack of washing and/or grooming.

I hit that bitch with a washcloth and a bar of soap when I found out she cooks queefcakes.

by Joe Marrone April 24, 2006

Bloody Queef Mist

When a girl is having her period, and she lets out a queef and it sprays a bloody mist in her pants.

Travis: DUDE!! Brooke just shit her pants!

Harlan: No dude, thats bloody queef mist all over her pants, son.

by Beau Harris February 15, 2007

queef monger

A female who has way to much pussy gas A.K.A "Queef"

Dam Hoe you are a fucking "Queef Monger"

by Davey Bizzl October 17, 2007

Queefcase

A container used to store various objects within the vaginal canal.

AKA a Cuntainer, Cuntpartment or snatch hatch.

How are are you going to get your Ganja over the border?" "No worries Janet said we could borrow her Queefcase.

by Tayvilyn October 27, 2010

cheese queef

Alternative to douchebag. An annoying, stupid person that garners more attention than they are worth.

Also, a queef that results in cheesy discharge.

"Look at that douchebag over there thinking he's so cool on his heelies...He's no douchebag, that's a cheese queef!"

by schloops March 10, 2009

cock-queef

(also spelled cockqueef): a quofe or dick fart.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly cock-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005