quality control

Used in retail, to describe a customer who insists on handling everything, but purchasing nothing. Most often they are white men. Middle aged to early seniors, married, heavyset, with thick glasses. Can easily be spotted, because they inspect the price tag, while holding it three inches from their face.

"Don't waste your time helping 'quality control', when there are serious buyers elsewhere in the shop."

by D. Gould January 28, 2007

qualake

when you jizz your name on a girls back to show u fucked her

Yo sucka her boyfriend was pissed when he saw her passed out and qualaked.

by Jamell koresh January 8, 2010

qualique

An very smart and athletic person that is very handsome and have beautiful eyes

Qualique have beautiful eyes

by Shhddjjd March 19, 2017

Quality

The human race will soon die out and all that will be left are quality memes.

Quality Memes :ok_hand:

by ~{MysticFlame}~ July 26, 2018

university quality

A euphemism coined by University of Toledo president Lloyd Jacobs to describe the "quality," or lack thereof, of health care at the UT Medical Center.

This cafeteria hamburger is university quality!

by Behavioral TheRapist April 8, 2010

Ascension Quality

Very Shitty quality

That noname brand is Ascension Quality

by A Q man May 17, 2011

st catherines quality

when something is so shit that it reminds you of st catherines.

ew whats that piece of shit
oh thats st catherines quality

by semibisexualzezim October 6, 2021