Low Quality Inn

It's a phenomenon where some bitch ass dumbfuck inefficient evil-as-hell motherfuckin' garbage of a company,

When they decide to fuck with humanity, it's pretty low quality.

This applies to all hotels that are theoretically possible to exist.

"Yo brah, that fuckin' Low Quality Inn broke my fucking backpack strap. A conservative estimate of the damages are around $999999999999 billion US dollars. According to modern tort law, the Low Quality Inn is responsible for restoring the backpack to exactly how it was. Down to the quantum spin, the lovable avatar of holding shit, ummmmmm..... and another backpack from the same batch needs to be bought from someone for like 1 gold, then you have to carefully transplant the intentions so you don't fuck with the consequence chain that was so delicately placed there. Honestly, fuck 'em all to death.

by Mercenary Neuron Heuristics October 29, 2018

qualude bruise

unexplicable bruises appearing on the body, especially on the shin, knee and thigh, after a night of heavy partying. The marks occur at the cooresponding height of the furniture in the home, like cocktail and dinner tables, chairs, doors and door frames.

This morning when I awoke, there were bruises on my shins and knees, and I can't remember how I got them. Must have been a hell of a party to get all of these qualude bruises.

by uncle tim March 16, 2008

Top quality

A sarcastic expression usually used in a derogatory fashion commenting on the quality of an item, person or action.

Thats a top quality crossbow there Ronnie...
(actually means: that crossbow is appalling, you will shoot yourself in the groin with it in a minute. Spastic.

by danephaild May 13, 2006

qualitics

Qualitics is the combined form of Qualicum Politics. It pertains to the endless amounts of soap-opera-like drama and BS that happens all the time in this small, oceanside town.

I can't handle all these damn qualitics, it's too stressfull, I need a beer. Maybe two...

by Van Johnson October 4, 2006

qualp

A clamping or smacking noise made by a particularly moist vagina, usually when the penis or other device is withdrawn fully. queef

Loquita loves the qualp of withdrawal after her lover makes his deposit.

by Max October 23, 2003

qualm

have sex with a varactyl.

he called that coastland varactyl sexy, he's gonna qualm, man.

by oilcans February 8, 2015

kd quality

KD Quality is the next generation term used in the world of childporn on p2p's. KD is an abbreviated form of Kiddie, and Quality is a reference to it being the real deal.

kd quality is the same as r@ygold, pthc, or any other word for childporn traffickers, and is extremely sick!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006