puss check

It’s when you suspect your girlfriend and or wife of messing around. One checks the puss for any skullduggery.

My girlfriend was out late and came home walking funny. I made a puss check for any foreign seaman.

by Jrlovebone February 24, 2022

Bro-puss

A girl that isn't conventionally attractive, but has an infectious bro-personality that you cannot pull yourself away from. A girl that you can't understand. But you adore. Bro-puss.

Trevor- "I can't figure it out, man."
Mitch- "I know what it is man, she's a bro-puss."

by Philosophical genius June 17, 2013

lego puss

roblox bitches

"bros tryna get roblox lego puss"

by Ttv_vincentjl27 August 12, 2023

Alligator puss

Something so good

Bruh that macaroni was so alligator puss

by Ryan hoggins November 25, 2016

puss pirate

1. A person who commits illegal pussy penetration while victim is sleeping.

2. Any plunderer, predator, etc.: confidence men or slumlord who takes advantage of the pussy while drunk or physically incapacitated.

I feel guilty; that girl I took home being so drunk, fell asleep and I had no choice but to puss pirate her.

by FOJB February 23, 2008

puss party

A party where u find lot of pussy offerings.

Yo!! lets hit puss party!! we'll get all kinda pussy cuisines there!!!

by UrbanMads December 2, 2013

puss stain

The stain on an item of clothing resulting from a wet puss grinding on it

Did you piss yourself?
Nah that's just a puss stain from Chelsea

by PussStain September 30, 2015