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meatball puppies

usually when your female lady friend with big jugs is cold and you need some extra protein on your plate of spaghet if you know what i mean...yum yum it's just want the farmer ordered for a cool winters night.
hey wanda, get ya'alls meatball puppies over here, daddy needs an entree.
by jerry james June 25, 2007
mugGet the meatball puppiesmug.

crotch puppy

a submissive individual who enjoys performing oral sex on women.
That boy over there is a crotch puppy
My boyfriend is a complete crotch puppy
by Crotchpuppy October 15, 2005
mugGet the crotch puppymug.

Puppy Killer

That person is such a puppy killer masturbating every night.
by A puppy killer December 21, 2008
mugGet the Puppy Killermug.

Humping puppy

A guy/girl who will not leave you alone, but you don't want to tell them to go away because they are cute in a sad/pathetic sort of way. Like how you can't kick a puppy that is humping your leg, because it is too cute.
"That guy won't leave me alone, but he's a humping puppy so I can't tell him to skrew off!"
by Appers May 31, 2005
mugGet the Humping puppymug.

Sweater Puppies

That cum-dumpster Jessica Simpson sure has some pert sweater puppies!
mugGet the Sweater Puppiesmug.

Shit Puppy

The name for something so insignificant it's not worth even mentioning its real name.
Why are we meeting with this shit puppy account? Even if they place an order the commission won't cover the gas it took to drive there...
by whereistodd April 22, 2010
mugGet the Shit Puppymug.

yuppie puppie

One who is raised by yuppies. Since all yuppies themselves are different, their offspring also vary. Most, though, grew up riding in the back of a Volvo station wagon on the way to soccer practice. Some went to private schools, where as others attend public school so that their parents can condescend the morons that generally are a dime a dozen in public school. The average yuppie puppie was taught to read college textbooks in preschool but will ultimately spend a lifettime living off of mom and dad.
Conner spent his childhood reading physics textbooks on the way to soccer practice. He's now in boarding school because he got kicked out of his quaint public school for teaching the class how to make crack. Yuppie senior is having a hard time explaining her yuppie puppie to the rest of the country club.
by lacoste_lover September 30, 2005
mugGet the yuppie puppiemug.

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