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Punts

A derogatory slur used to describe someone who resides in Letchworth Garden City, Hertfordshire.
Oi Punts get spoffed drecax proper
by I wish I was a Punts July 19, 2025
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Pup-punting

(pup-punt-ing)

Derived from puppy kicking.

When a writer makes their villain perform an unreasonable act that makes no logical sense with no characteristically justified reason, all for the purpose of showing just how evil they are.
Movie Critic 1: I thought the villain was well written, except for the first scene he was in when he just randomly killed his royal jester for dropping a ball while juggling.

Movie Critic 2: I agree, that was a prime example of pup-punting.
by OctopusProbably March 24, 2023
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Punt

To kick someone like punting in football.
"Hey John, what happened to your face?"

"I was punted"
by Silminator June 26, 2021
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kum punting

This is when you fail to perform a kum fumble.
Yo shawty, my load time was all whack so I ended up kum punting.
by Jigga Jigga Hey Oh December 17, 2008
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Punt-tard

A Puntard is a gambler who thinks he knows how to gamble/punt but couldn't pick a winner if it was a booger in his nose.
"Hey guys, throw a hundred on this horse, there's no way it can lose"

"Shut up you Punt-tard, it was the only horse in the race and still managed to lose"
by Bizza mcbizbiz April 19, 2023
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punt

1.A small bout with a rod.

2.To kick something before hitting the ground.
And, PUNT!
by plato! April 18, 2024
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Punt

A Petty Cunt = Punt.

- A person (usually female) who is displaying excessive cunt-like behavior over the most petty of circumstances.

A punt typically behaves cordially and rationally, but given the smallest inconvenience or imperfection will overreact beyond the definition of mere bitching.
- A perfectionist who will blow everything out of proportion and turn into a major cunt if unhappy about the smallest, least important detail.
1. Sally is usually very nice and likeable, but she's a neurotic perfectionist. She'll turn into a huge punt if the tiniest thing is not to her liking. She will make everyone's day a living hell over something insignificant.

2. Jane flung the dinner plate onto the floor, cursed at the waitress, and then marched into the restaurants kitchen screaming for the manager just because she had asked that no parsley be used to garnish her dish, and there it was.
by Glam Kitten November 13, 2011
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