Punt

Old Wrinkly Man Penis. It's when your testes are being testy and wrinkly.

Analogous to
Old Lady Vagina: Cunt

"When you get old, your penis is gonna be a punt"

by man PEN15 February 14, 2012

Punt

To kick someone like punting in football.

"Hey John, what happened to your face?"

"I was punted"

by Silminator June 26, 2021

Punt Game

Punt Game is Sport mostly played with 3 or 2 people and where the 1 snapper snaps the ball to the punter, the punter tries to kick the ball while the snapper turn around and turns into a rusher and tries to block the kick so rusher can score. if the snapper (rusher) does not block the kick the returner catches the kick and the punter chases the returner so he doesnt score

Hey bro do you wanna play punt game in the back yard

by SeniorChicky March 31, 2024

Punt

Punt (AKA Punk) from a 5 year old; something or someone worthless or unimportant, slang, a young inexperienced youth.

Stoping being a punt!

by UnderCoverMother! January 20, 2018

puntness

The state or quality of being a Puntite (someone who hails from Puntland, the autonomous regional state at the tip of the Horn)

their puntness was on point

by readyforthemoon55 October 1, 2019

Punting Season

The season around the end of the year where one puts off doing work related tasks and punts them into the start of the new year.

"The boss wants us to complete the project before the end of the yeaer."
"Are they crazy?! It's punting season! We're not doing that project until AT LEAST April next year."

by DJ Humidifier November 9, 2021

cunt punt

to sharkeisha a woman in the pussy; above a frontal wedgie on the pain scale by 5 points

Mallorie is such a bitch, she wouldn't shut the fuck up so I cunt punted that hoe so hard she gonna have to get reproductive surgery.

by cthruskin January 31, 2023