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punch face dick

First getting punched in the face and then immediately getting dick slapped in the face with a penis, usually violently. It may be for pleasure or for pain, depending on circumstance.

It also may be used to arouse a crowd or special someone during the heat of the moment in any arena.
"Mary, if you don't listen to me, you're gonna get punch face dicked."

"I wanna get punch face dick drunk tonight!"

"Your actions deserve a punch face dick for what you did."

"I'm gonna punch face dick you so hard tonight you sexy bitch."

(song building)"Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Take it in the face if you don't like that shit!"
by Emily Thorne January 18, 2012
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punch rape

Step one: Punch someone in the face so hard their nose breaks.
Step two: Rip their nose off (You can do this with your hands)
Step three: Insert penis into the nostril cavity.

Outcome: The person will die because you will have ripped their nose up and filled their brain with semen.
My mom pissed me off, so I punchraped her.
by Xtina February 26, 2005
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punch the walrus

a play on the term break the seal
with punch replacing break and walrus replacing seal
subsequent urination throughout the night is known as slingshotting penguins
dude if u punch the walrus now you'll be sling-shotting penguins all night
by declanisromped April 21, 2008
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Punch it

to jack off. shorter version of all the "punch the..." sayings.
i'm going to go punch it. or dude last night i punched it like 4 times. i'm just sitting around punchin it.
by max locstar June 4, 2005
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punch it

When you have a free period in school and you go down to the farthest drink machine from you to waste time/ get a Hawaaian punch
Dude, I don't have any homework, let's punch it.
by freakingname December 11, 2008
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punch & judy

a wallflower punch talks to Judy
in a crowded corner where anybody can listen in
but they don't read page to page or speak easy
now they're gonna go say the words
in the wrong order again
they walk in a circle
through all the sidewalk scenes they used to be apart of one time
now everybody just stares and whispers
driving around up and down division street
I used to like it here
it just bums me out to remember
can't you ever treat anyone nice?
I think I'm gonna make the same mistake twice
they draw the curtain
wait for a call
pretty lucky if they get any kind of response at all
can't you ever treat anyone nice?
I think I'm gonna make the same mistake twice
I'm gonna make the same mistake twice
by glynis October 13, 2004
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Punch You In The Face

Saint Louis punk band that makes fun of everyone while on stage, but mainly themselves.
Im going to go see PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE get wasted and play punk rock in Saint Louis.
by ike5522 May 2, 2008
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