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Laughter Puddle 

A puddle found on the ground that consists of snot, saliva, spilled drinks and/or other substances (beverages) coming from the nose caused by a laughing group of people. These laughing people are usually in a circle-like formation in order to create a round puddle.
I was walking behind a group of loud teenagers and suddenly found myself almost stepping into a laughter puddle. Gross.
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Carolina puddle 

When a tarp is laid in the back of a pickup truck bed and filled with water to be used as a shitty mobile pool
Guy 1: Dude look at this!
Guy 2: Wow! You actually made a Carolina puddle.
Guy 1: Yeah, hopefully it doesn’t spill too much...
Carolina puddle by CrunchyMilk July 25, 2020

dutch puddle

when you titty fuck a girl upside down with your scrotum in her mouth and when you finish, your load lands in her bellybutton.

driveway puddle shallow 

Someone who is so shallow that they are practically on top of the water
She is the exact example of someoen who is driveway puddle shallow, she will only go out with someone with a job, has a lot of money, 6' 4 educated etc...

cuddle puddle 

A group of ravers "cuddling" at a rave
I was in a cuddle puddle... it was much fun.
cuddle puddle by Kali July 17, 2004

Platonic Puddle

A platonic puddle is a non-sexual, non-romantic cuddle session between two or more friends. Platonic puddles may be participated in by couples and usually stem from a love for non-sexual physical affection.

The general rule for participating in a platonic puddle is to keep it G-rated. Kissing is only acceptable in the form of a quick peck on a non-arousing part of the body such as the shoulder, cheek, or forehead.

Platonic Puddles can also occur when standing up, in the form of a group hug. Standing Platonic Puddles are generally used by girls to comfort another obviously distressed girl.

The Platonic version of a cuddle puddle
Every time Jenna, Amelia and Brandon cuddled, they got weird looks. Nobody seemed to get that their Platonic Puddle was just for comfort.
Platonic Puddle by BallroomFreak January 22, 2012

Pig Puddle

A derisive nickname for Saint Paul, Minnesota. Refers to Saint Paul's original 19th Century territorial name, Pigs-Eye.
I'm going over to Pig Puddle to see a show at the Turf Club tonight.
Pig Puddle by MrMpls November 17, 2006