Protostome

1. Any of the group of bilaterally symmetric animals whose major indentation while they are still tiny embryos ultimately becomes their anus (e.g. clams, squids and insects), as opposed to their mouth, as in all other complex animals ('deuterostomes'--e.g. sea cucumbers, sea urchins and humans).

2. A person who spends far too much time talking shit and shitting on other people's ideas.

You know, I had taken you to be one of my species, but now I see you must in fact be a protostome; you definitely have an anus where your mouth should be.

by AKTT July 10, 2011

Protestival

An ironic protest against various nebulous and nefarious entities, most often "The Government" or "Wall Street" or "The Man". To be a true Protestival Occupant an iPhone and latte from Starbucks are intergral to the success of such a venture.

After making a withdrawal from his trust fund to purchase the new iPhone, Dan decided to head to Wall Street to partake in the current Protestival.

by xXSuperJudeXx October 11, 2011

Protestourist

Person who visits protest sites to bask in the blazing atmosphere of the demonstration, but does so only for academic interest and/or on the recommendation of friends. As a rule, does not shout slogans, but takes a soon-to-be-display-picture.

Alice: Down with Wall Street!!
Bob: Woah! What happened to you suddenly? B-school not treating you well?
Alice: No, i just visited Zuccotti Park.

Bob to Charlie: Alice is another protestourist.

by Anonymously Pseudonymus November 30, 2011

Protest account

A separate social media account devoted to following companies you will no longer buy from. A means of remembering all of the shady companies you don't like when they are out of the news cycle.

I just added @lllll to my protest account for how they (insert answer here)

by Woah buddy. July 5, 2016

protestant

The word Protestant originated at the 1529 Diet of Speyer, when the Lutheran Princes issued a "PROTESTATIO" i.e. a 'declaration' of their principles. They became the people of the declaration.

The word Protestant has had a number of interpretations over time, as the reformation itself evolved.

For instance some now would not class Luther as Protestant because he never denied the mass.

Esssentially the RC Church preaches that salvation is only for those who adhere totally to their teachings and doctrines, they interpret the Bible and RC's have to accept their word.

The Protestant Reformation taught that everybody has the right to read and interpret the Bible for themselves. When people began to study Scripture they saw that doctrines such as The Papacy, The Sacerdotal Priesthood, Transubstantiation, The Mass, The Immaculate Conception, Indulgences, Confessions, Holy Water, Rosary Beads, etc., etc., were all totally irrelevant to the simple Scriptural principle of Justification by Faith.

As a Protestant I reject the unscriptural doctrines and practices of the Church of Rome.

by soundprod June 16, 2016

Protesting Hillary

Male Masterbation

"Hey bro, can i get in the bathroom? I need to get to class"

"Can it wait 5 minutes? I'm protesting Hillary"

by Honeybadger1975 April 19, 2017

protest dump

Relieving oneself in front of a locked bathroom. Don't lock our turds out!

After a lovely hike, was chagrined to find the park bathroom locked up tight. So I dropped trou and lodged a protest dump to remind city workers who they work for.

by MohFoh December 11, 2017