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white man's promise

a promise one makes to another, even though he has no intention of keeping said promise
Tom tells Joe, "I'll totally help you move this weekend, bro. " Tom has made Joe a white man's promise because Tom has already made other plans and has no intention of helping Joe move.
by Lario1234 November 9, 2013
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eyes of broken promise

one of the best bands ever formed.
Dude, that Eyes of Broken Promise concert rocked.
by sunkissedbrunette May 9, 2005
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Promise Ring

Sticking your ring finger up someones ass while promising not to put it in any further than the 2nd knuckle
Ham took our relationship to the next level and gave me a promise ring today!
by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012
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Promish

Like a prom, but not held by a school. A group of friends holding their own dance (formal or not) complete with decorations and a hall.
Kira couldn't make it to prom so Josh held a Promish for her, complete with decorations and all their best friends.
by shawn82 July 3, 2007
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promiscuous folie a trois

A syndrome that affects nearly 2/3 of the American population. It is a name given, with a French twist, to describe those that are promiscuous and have many sexual partners.

Can occur in both sexes for different reasons:

Man suffering from promiscuous folie a trois: He sleeps with as many females as possible because he likes the "strange" and it just feels so damn good to be inside of a woman. Sometimes the syndrome manifests because he fears his own mortality and prompts him to enjoy as many women as he can before that day dawns. Other reasons may include: God complex, hate, apathy, heartbroken, passing the time or an actual love of all females all the time.

Woman suffering from promiscuous folie a trois: She sleeps with different men because she's looking for a mate for life; Hopefully one that can satisfy her sexually (for as long as they both shall live) and is strong enough to stand beside her. Another reason may be because when you got the "itch", it must be "scratched".
Man - Dr. just told me I have 2 weeks to live. I've been faithful to Sally these past 10 years but I think it's time to adopt the promiscuous folie a trois way of life.

Woman - Mary is such a folie imposee. She says in order for me to find the right man, I need to become more of a promiscuous folie a trois.
by onemankindawoman October 5, 2013
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Slutus promiscus

The scientific name for the common slut meaning literally promiscuous whore. Characterized for their love of the cock and their taste for cum on every part and in every hole of their bodies.

Usually observed wearing revealing clothing, fake tanning, or with a cake icing-like layer of makeup on. This species usually have room temperature IQs. They also form a symbiotic relationship with diseases like herpes ensuring the continued survival of STDs.

Their "mates" (term used loosely) are typically (but not always) the douche bag.

Well known examples include the females of Jersey Shore.
They should definitely move Jersey Shore to the Discovery Channel because it's clearly a documentary on Douchum bagous and Slutus promiscus.
by not a Jersey Shore fan September 11, 2011
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The Promised Neverland

anime that will get you to shit your pants after the first episode
it's about death and orphans getting eaten by demons
^ sounds like a stan twitter meme but it isn't
Emma over your favs
1.

A: I hate Emma from The Promised Neverland
B: I'll prick your eyes out and eat them
by MrAkiyama February 27, 2022
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