A man who is adept at various forms of martial arts, most notably Shotokan Karate, Kyokushin Karate, Shorinji Kenpo, Kajukenbo, Judo, Kali, Wing Chun, Jeet Kun Do, or Aikido. They never indulge in drinking alcoholic beverages, but hang around the area in a secret, undisclosed location. The moment a barfight erupts, they jump in screaming very loudly, clad in some sort of martial arts uniform such as a gi, and proceed to clean the bar.
Brian Urlacker: Hey buddy, you got a problem? Wanna take it outside?
Bas Rutten (professional barfighter): Hahaha, sure ok sounds like fun to me.
Bas Rutten (professional barfighter): Hahaha, sure ok sounds like fun to me.
by Bake Em Away Toys November 16, 2010
Get the professional barfighter mug.The act or instance of being super cute or "in charge". It is meant to be a compliment given from a guy to a girl when that girl looks as if she tried to look extra beautiful today. I.e. curling/straightening their hair or putting on different make-up.
Excuse me, Miss, I was wondering where I could apply for a job here.
-I don't work here
oh, I'm sorry, you were just sitting there looking so professional.
-I don't work here
oh, I'm sorry, you were just sitting there looking so professional.
by Daniel Tiger September 6, 2014
Get the Professional mug.A term used commonly by the FIRST and specifically FLL robotics community referencing the unfair political bias of FLL - that same people who hipcritially perpetrate the concept of 'Gracious Professionalism'.
'P1': Dude, the BAE sponsored team won NH state again.
'P2': First: where gracious professionalism comes last
'P2': First: where gracious professionalism comes last
by anon12443 March 31, 2009
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by Theassfuckerfromapartment1107 December 18, 2012
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Get the professional mug.Anglo-saxon person paid top salary possible for a job regardless of their skill, and/or person employed by one or more anglo-saxons in that fashion.
"I am a professional"
"No, you're a lackey of the military industrial complex and nothing but a footstool in life".
"No, you're a lackey of the military industrial complex and nothing but a footstool in life".
by The Bogotan General and Mary March 13, 2010
Get the Professional mug.a fan who knows a lot about a band or artist but is less creepy and cooler than a stalker/fan girl, but still not as cool as a groupie.
"That girl must be a professional fan. She doesn't know the band but she's way cooler than a fan girl."
by Stacy Lynn March 3, 2008
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