Trump Promise

When a person promises to do something so grandiose, that it is quite clearly obvious that they will not be able to follow through with said promise.

A grandiose promise that won't be fulfilled and is made in an effort to show off.

*Maxamillion is running for class president of New Voices Elementary and is currently speaking at his school's gymnasium debate against his rival Shillary*

Maxamillion : "If you vote for me as your class president, I will build a great playground-- and nobody builds playgrounds better than me, believe me --and I'll build it very inexpensively. I will build a great, great playground , and I will make the New Voices Elementary pay for that playground! Mark my words."

Random Student: "I've never seen you build a playground! How can you build a playground? You're only 7 years old! That sounds like a Trump Promise if I've ever heard one. You just want use to vote for you!"

*Other students yell out "Yeah!"*

by Kylemcman October 10, 2016

primi

Short for "primitivist".
Primitivists have attached themselves to the anarchist movement, and use many of the major journals to warn "Leftists" of an inevitable ecological catastrophe that will kill 90% of humanity, and ensure the remaining 10% can live happily, cave-man stylee, without the fascist constraits of agriculture, language, and so on.
They recognise that real freedom is, evidently, nasty, brutish, and short.

The primi's full-colour glossy magazine told me I should live in the woods.

by VMC January 11, 2005

promiscuous

Acting as a Whore or Prostitute

Someone as Promiscuous as Laura won't find a single, steady sexual partner.

by Brad September 1, 2008

priming the pump

Eating the pussy while warming it up for sex.

I was licking the cho cha trying to prime the pump.

by James March 11, 2003

promiscuous

1. Pretty much another word for "easy"

2. Song by Nelly Furtado featuring Timbaland

1. "Dang that girl is promiscuous... think $25 is too much?"

2. Chorus
"Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I’m all alone
And it's you that I want

N: Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I’m all yours
What you waiting for?

Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need

N: Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?"

by Xysta July 26, 2006

promise ring

Much like a handjob, it is somewhere between nothing or something

I gave her a promise ring

by Doug Baskims November 2, 2008

Promise Keeper

One who is excessively Evangelical Christian, even to the point of attending a large conference where 50,000 other men praise God, and are brought to tears by the speakers who point out what bad fathers that all of these men are. While most men who attend these conferences claim to achieve a spiritual "high" and recommit their lives to Jesus, according to statistics, most of these men actually return to their hotel rooms and order pornography.

My Dad came back from a Promise Keeper conference claiming to be a different man, but within a few days he was back to his old ways of ignoring his kids and not having sex with his wife.

by Good boy April 30, 2006